Desiderius Price

H̬̭̣͍̥̭̳̳̬̲͕̖̤͙ͬͭ͂̆͑ͭ̓͂ͩ̍ͥ̔̊̈́ap͍͐p̮̘͔͍͎̪̎ͭ̍͂̎ͧͮͅÿ́̋̏ ̘̣̤͍̾̏ͭ͒A͂̐͂͑ͬͭ̾ͨ̾͂̔n͇̣̰̭̭̑́̌̇͐̏ͅn̹͕̗͍̝̤̯̠̫̻͖͌̾͒͋̏̿͒ͭ̀̍̊u̩͈̍̉a̋ͮ̿l̜͕̪̣̤̤̲̩̺̭̯̙͔̱ͮ̅̓̾̃̎ͦ̈́ͨ̓ͥͪͪ̈́ ͎̫̯̼͔̫̘͙͎ͥ͂̌̆͌́͗ͦͫ͑ͅR̲̙̘̫̬͓̫̥̫̬̟̣͗ͬ͑ͦ̄̔̑̃̎̏ͯ̚e͎̩̲̣̣̼͎͕̻̙̳̞͔͒ͦ̓̈̑̆̍̓̉̔̑̉ͣͧͅv̘̬̦͉͙̬ͅoͧ̏̂ͦ̍ͨl̂̑̔̈ͦͫ̒ͨu̩ͧt͎͉͉̬͔̠̘͇̻̥̪̑͊̏ͬ̂̾̐ͧͦ̿̾î̜̞̜̗͇͙̤̲̭͇̹̻̉̑̏̏̊̿͊͂̍̋ͯö͇̜̼̹̖̈̍͆ͩn A̓̄ͧ̐̍̎͐ͬ́ͫb̘̲͊̍o͉̣̹̼̜̘̼͕̲̖͆̍̔̃̑̃͌̇͆͊u͚͖̻͍͇̜̼̯̼̝̠̤͎ͅț̼̙͕̜ ̳̭͇͎T̘hͥ͐̈̒̊̔̊͛ͤi̥̼͈̤̲̺͉̻͔͆͛͛̋͋̓ͮ̅̾̚ͅn̤̭̖̬̳͉̖͎̩͉̹ͤ̆̈̓̾͌͌͒͂̈̚e̘̟͙̙̗̙̥̦̣̗͙ͅ ̩͓̰͖̪̦̥̝̙̆͑͗̈́̽̈͂̚̚S̘̖͇̙̲͈͖̳͙ͩͮ̐̃̃ͣ̐̊̊ȏ̫̪͍̓ͥl̬̻͔̻̪̘͚̗ͪ̂̓̓̇ͣ̑̈́

Hmm… birthday spankings, haven’t had those in a long time.  Do you deliver?

Happy birthday, you nut!

I know, I know, but “you legume” just doesn’t have oomph.