Nanaea

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^ Obviously doesn't get the reference.

Three makes you insane. You don't want three. Trust me.

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Present Leon?

Not him. Leon?

Basket

Neither have I. *shudders at the thought* I have never slept with a President.

Um, I think Red forgot something.... O R G A S M

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^ Lights candles in the rain. (brownie points to anyone who gets that reference.)

^ Must be able to see the disaster that I call my house. < Is looking around for the hidden camera. < Too tired to do any housework. V Will dress up as a French maid and come clean for <.

I am wishing that I had time for a nap.

Actually, it didn't lure me in. This is my forum. I read everything.

No, not really. But the next 18 years of labor does.

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Sorry, I'm tone deaf. But it was still neat. Now, can I have my free sex please?

Do you have the costume? Because I do.

I'll second that. Oh, great. Way to fuel the baby cravings, Daz. Thanks.

The Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test Now we all have no excuses.

Awww. I feel the love, and it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. I definitely consider you guys friends. We're just one big, crazy, perverted, fucked up family.

I was right. Congratulations! Love the name, btw!

Ecstatic. Now I'm gonna totally embarrass myself ... ready? I can blame my mother for the trauma that falling in love with my cousin caused me. She was 17 and unwed when she got pregnant with me. My biological father skipped town, so she married a nice boy and he became my father (by adoption). Of course, she stayed friends with my real father's sister... does anyone else see where this is leading? We were about the same age, and we were practically raised together. We played together, took baths together, slept in the same bed together (alright, I don't remember sleeping in the same bed, but I'm sure it must have happened at some point). He used to chase me around with this corny French accent every time my mother french-braided my hair. We even had a song that was 'our song' (Beth by Kiss). Our mothers kept saying that they were going to have to tell us that we were related eventually... I can't remember how old I was when we finally kissed, but it had to have been around 10 or 11, because I was 12 when I found out that we were cousins. I was both crushed and traumatized by the news, of course.

Adding my wishes as well for a very happy birthday!

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