^ Creates a powerful sensory suggestion.
< Has strange mental images of a Rowena/Severus/Issobell threesome.
V Thinks we should allow Hyacinth and Azalea to join in and make it a gang bang.
^ Worries me sometimes....
< Knows that bareback is the only way to ride.
< Has been mentally scared by images of dust bunnies in flames.
< Is dying to know who gets detention first and hopes it involves a good spanking.
V Thinks there should be a llama in detention.
I am, apparently, no longer allowed to view my SIL's blog. I guess I am guilty by association since my dh called her a troll and ticked her off.
I am no longer allowed to vote for "Snape's on a Plane" as best documentary of the year.
(And I am no longer allowed to wonder why he didn't just fly a broom or apparate?)
I sympathize with you. I almost gave up on fanfic shortly after I discovered it because all I kept finding was crappy stories with horrible grammar and trite plots. It was sheer luck (or maybe fate?) that I stumbled across one story that rocked my world just as I was about to quit for good.
I know it's not very PC to mention other ff sites but I really have to say that I like the way that ficwad does their rating system. Reviewers get rewarded for leaving helpful reviews and readers can vote on whether the ratings others gave the story were fair or not. I'd love to see something similar put into practice here.