I am glad I gave Red something he thinks he can work with.  
I am letting Red know that I updated my post to fix a few things that were bugging me. 
I am as unable to leave typos alone as Dazzled is unable to leave loose threads to dangle in the wind. 
I am anxiously awaiting Dazzled's reaction. 
I am letting her know I hadn’t intended it to go quite so far but once I started writing it…well, let’s just say that it went south rather quickly.