^ Knows that age is more than numbers.
< Feels like a horny 18 year old one minute and an arthritic 80 year old the next.
V Knows what I'm talking about.
^ Knows the old wives tale is why I haven't touched them.
< Actually doesn't mind them, for now....
< Swore she would grow old gracefully.
V Will remind me I'm only as old as I feel.
^ Is giving me more credit than I deserve.
< Has about a dozen silvery-gray hairs that stick out like a sore thumb in <'s dark brown hair.
V Will tell me to pull them out.