GeorgeGlass

Schweet. One more reason why they call him the Shadow Man, I guess.

Happy birthday! 

as a disney trivia guy i’d like to point out some of the subtleties you may or may not have enjoyed. one, his costume is, naturally, evoking baron sameidei (which is an actual ritual element to evoke a connection with the loa in question) and his name comes from the french “facile” or easy. he is a man who makes things easy.
also, he honestly tells everybody exactly what they’ll get from him. the butler? is told that he’d be miserable married, but forced to marry anyway, and the prince is told he’ll be given all the green he needs to hop from place to place. buuuut….
also, did you notice this?
https://external-preview.redd.it/NMx5U2dM0avaIz6faxF_EiQWhVSZngdNzpW5pbU8dN4.jpg?auto=webp&s=f23dcbba6d2dbe271b60d995518323dc0d148592

I like his “villain song,” too.
https://youtu.be/g00kEcGh4j8

Dude, don’t go putting ideas in Fairy Slayer’s head.

Dude, don’t go putting ideas in Fairy Slayer’s head.

Have a friend write a review that's actually a fanfic of a character writing a review. For bonus points it's one of the characters your character was writing about 

I’m just imagining the last line: “Well that’s frickin’ great, now we’re all gonna-” *POOF*

I’m just imagining the last line: “Well that’s frickin’ great, now we’re all gonna-” *POOF*

I think you can do at least three layers before things start getting confusing.
Like the narrator isn’t aware that he’s the main character. Or when the final girl accidentally kills the author and dooms everyone.

Someone will have to write a fanfic based on that one… especially if it doesn’t have enough bears.

Egads. Hope you go from understaffed to just staffed soon.

Egads. Hope you go from understaffed to just staffed soon.

God, the Parental Advisory sections would go on for pages...

Hopefully, It might mean the plague of remakes nobody wanted comes to an end.

Chrome simply recognized that all mainstream entertainment is pretty much the same these days and gave up trying to keep track of the supposed differences. At this point I think a lot of straight-laced people would be delighted to revel in the sex lives of their favorite fictional characters. Expect a lot of new hits on your fanfics.

God, the Parental Advisory sections would go on for pages...

God, the Parental Advisory sections would go on for pages...

God, the Parental Advisory sections would go on for pages...

Somehow, the very notion of most of the archive being featured on IMDB absolutely terrifies me.  

There has been a distinct advantage in my decision (prompted by an allergy to hair dye) to let my grey hair fly proudly.  

I’ve mostly been trimming my own hair, bit by bit and occasionaly buzzing it all off, for over 15 years. In other words, I don’t care how awful it looks because it distracts from my face, my body, my personality, etc.

Tell me about it. I’m starting to look like Cousin It.

Thank you, George