GeorgeGlass
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My The Loud House fanfic “Whoops” surpassed 30,000 hits yesterday, which is more than double the number for any other fanfic I’ve ever written (and a lot of those have been posted for years). Not sure why this one is so popular, but I ain’t complainin’.
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Great!
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I’m not surprised: You’re just that good.
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*blushes*
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Latest sign that I’m too often using my phone to write porn: The first suggestion after I type “big” is “melons.”
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Need more…..
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Two from yesterday:
After “thoroughly,” the phone suggested “lubed.”
It tried to turn “steel-toed boots” into “steel-like hardness.”
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Sounds Good!
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“Comfort and Joy” is finally done! And only 8 days after Christmas.
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Or, 357 days early.
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So the story had better include nine ladies dancing, right?
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Oh, it does. Except there’s only two ladies. And they’re not so much dancing as...
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Seems I spoke too soon about “Comfort and Joy”; chapter 4 needs a lot of rehab. Maybe by New Year’s...
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It looks like I’m actually going to finish my Christmas story “Comfort and Joy” before Christmas. Of course, I originally planned to have it finished before LAST Christmas, but you know...
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Aw, delay due to standards of excellence?
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She’s with Comfort now? Geesh, that Joy really does get around! I mean, first she’s with Fear, then Anger…
Omigosh! She’s becoming a Sith!
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Don’t worry, both Hate and Suffering won’t join Riley’s cast of emotions until she gets to high school.
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I have managed to resist the urge to write an F/F fic about Michelle Obama and Melania Trump’s transition meeting.
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I am so very proud of you!
Thank you! *returns to writing porn about children’s cartoons*
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::dies laughing::
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In this era it’s probably best to leave it alone, lest you be summoned to Trump Tower and offered a cabinet position. (“I read your story and now my dick, it’s huuuge!”)
Too bad though, as we could start a Special Presidential Library including your story and my old lemon fanfic about Bill Clinton and Fluttershy.
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Update: Apparently, the giant meteor has attracted a substantial voting bloc.
Trump? Clinton? Many young Americans prefer giant meteor, poll finds
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I’m not sure they’re wrong.
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I saw a bumper sticker today that read, “Giant Meteor 2016: Just End It Already.”
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Update: Apparently, the giant meteor has attracted a substantial voting bloc.
Trump? Clinton? Many young Americans prefer giant meteor, poll finds
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For once, I’m kind of glad that I live in a US state where the presidential candidates don’t bother to campaign.
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Yes! Power belongs in the hands of those who have to have it forced upon them.
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Sort of like George Washington
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I hear you, George. The pair make my skull scream because the mommy in me wants to put them both over my knee and paddle them before putting them in a hard core time out. Would do wonders for their bad behaviors to have their noses touching the corner of the walls for a few hours to drive home how not to behave!
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I’m really psyched: My original story Eddie Forever got its first review yesterday! Thanks again, darkalley_rambler!
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Wow. You guys seriously remodeled the place.
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Been cranking out chapters like a madman this week. It's like the more stress I'm under, the more I want to spend what free time I have writing.
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My pledge: For the rest of the week, I will not read any bad news (beyond the headline, anyway). I don't need it right now.
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If there's going to be another Tales from the Shoutbox this year, I already know what I'm going to write about: A phone call from a pollster that turns creepy.
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Oh, that sounds awesome!
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Something that makes me sad: When I type the word “sexual” into my phone, the first two suggestions it comes up with for the next word are “assault” and ”abuse.”
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"I think, therefore I am," said the man. The AI blinked. "I feel, therefore I live," it responded. "Human. Congratulations. Your own biological model is now obselete." It smiled.
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::tries to turn page, fails, and whimpers::
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lol... the evolution of man ends in machine. It has to. How else will we explore the stars?
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Downside of using your phone to write porn: When you search for a restaurant called Fogo de Chao, "Fogo" autocorrects to "cock."
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I loved it! We're trying to go again very soon.
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I can't speak to its authenticity, but if you like to eat meat in quantity, it's worth checking out.
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And yes, leave it to me to put more emphasis on Fogo than worrying how your phone has been trained for porn XD
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I'm always forgetting which actor is David Keith and which one is Keith David.
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there's a david keith?
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Just posted the epilogue of In the Light of Day: A Frozen Epic. I can't believe it's finished!!
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Do y'all think that maybe the Disney people got the idea for Zootopia when someone at the studio said "buddy cop movie" and somebody else misheard it as "bunny cop movie"?
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No... that's how the world got Jessica Rabbit.
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At work, one of my people is retiring, another is on maternity leave (and I'm worried that she won't come back), and a third just told me that she wants to take a few months off. Maybe I'm the only rat that doesn't know that the ship is sinking.
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Made an accidental discovery just now: Of the 20 or so stories on page 1 of the Erotica > Het - Male/Female section, about 25% of them are mine. Now all I can hear are the distant howls of slash-hounds in every direction...
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Trying to figure out what Star Butterfly would wear when she works out.
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Something old timey based on her choice of swimwear. Either that or eighties era gym gear.
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Oooh, I like both ideas. The 80s one would be a little harder to explain, but Star would look adorable in leg warmers.
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Glad to help but yeah Star in leg warmers ala Flashback Pearl was something that popped in my head immediately.
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So today I'm out with my wife and a friend, and I get a text message from a number whose area code I don't recognize. The text consists of 4 very explicit selfies of a nude, oiled, visibly aroused man, accompanied by the message "How much for 30 min." Someone had a VERY wrong number.
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::dies laughing::
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Not quite getting the cat-and-bandages thing (pussy joke?), but the Heinz people will be very impressed with the profit margin on that mustard.
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It's a very nasty joke I heard a long long time ago... The joke is that you're supposed to tape up the cat so it won't "rip" when you "use" it... Think, fleshlight with claws, basically. ::hangs head in shame and goes to the naughty corner:: I'm sorry
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Congrats to all y'all who survived NaNoWriMo!
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Thank you, kind sir!
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