Iggy_lovechild

It's because of people's opinions that I've felt embarassed over my love of fanfiction in the past. These days, due to the magic of blogging and hanging around forums, I don't feel bad anymore. I know I'm not alone and that there are plenty of others just as passionate as I am. ( Gods, that was such a Hallmark Moment.) I think it's hilarious when people think fanfic writers aren't talented for using the works and characters of another author. It's pretty damned impressive to keep some characters IC, especially when they're not your own. It's even more impressive if you're keeping them IC in erotica, particularily if the characters have not been partrayed in any sort of sexual situation.

Bah, it was annoying getting such meaningless reviews for every fucking chapter I posted. Seriously, this thread is surreal. I had no idea this girl was a)real and b ) so bloody notorious.

--All women can come from only vaginal stimulation and many don't even need clitoral stimulation. --It doesn't take much to make a girl wet. --Everyone talks like a porn star when they're in bed and everyone always want it harder and faster.

Yeah wtf's up with that? Hmmm... if one character is a virgin in a sexual encounter, their partner with unfailingly be older and/or a sex god with a wealth of experience. (a sin that even I commit to a small degree....)

Oh my god yes I have! I though she was some kind of bot or something over at A Single Spark where I went through a brief flirtation with the Sess/Kagome pairing. Come to think of it, I've seen her at mm.org, too though.... Hmmm...

ooh! Though of another one! ~All virgins can deep-throat a cock~ Yep, prolly been already said but it drives me nuts! I can barely deep-throat and I am most certainly no virgin.

*giggles* But oh god...I've skimped on some gay sex details in my fics. Only the gross by-product of it though. How does one make shit and lubricant sexy anyway. I'm all for realism in stories but...ah, yeah. That's going too far with me (does it help that I've alluded to a vague bit of cleaning up once or twice?)

-You don't have to keep characters from going OOC in smut, because everyone will be so busy drolling over the action that they won't notice. -Every female anime character is potentially bisexual (and horny as hell) -Every male anime character is potentially gay (even if he has a girlfriend/wife/chick that he really, really wants to get with....) -Incest is only a sin if the siblings aren't HAWT! -It's perfectly okay to go ass to mouth (sorry. Couldn't resist. I just saw Clerks II )

I don't think that I've ever read a crossover fic. *Thinks* Ummm...No, I really can't recall. Perhaps it's just that a lot of the ones I've run into seem absurd. Well... "Hellsing" and "Vampire Hunter D" seemed pretty plausible, but it also seemed like a reason to write Alucard/D slash. *shrugs* I don't know. I just don't like mixing my fandoms. It's hard enough to keep canon straight in one without trying to make two canons work without compromising too much with the other.

Bah, I swear that's why I prefer writing gay sex. There's never a good way to use eupahnisms for "vagina" without a)being cheesy or being gross.

God doesn't care about homosexuality because spiritual creatures live on a different level than humanity. I don't think the higher powers understand sex as pleasure in general and that's what same sex relationships amount to. But they understand because humans can't connect on a spiritual level as gods, angels, (whatever you want to call them) can. Sex is the closest we can get to that perfect union, and so I honestly doubt that God would comdemn something like that.

It hit a high of 114 in my neck of the woods yesterday. It's not feeling much cooler today. And wouldn't you know it, the air conditioner decided to break. I feel like my brain is going to melt out my ears.

Well...I don't know if that's entirely fair. That's what research and asking questions is for. That's like saying a person shouldn't write about bondage if they've never seen the handle end of a bullwhip or that men shouldn't try a sex scene from a woman's pov. I can say that I've had anal sex and to be perfectly honest, I found it to be quite unpleasent. Yet still I write about it, using the experiences of others as a touchstone rather than my own.

My opt for the fandom is and always will be Sess/Kagura. I also have much love for Bankotsu/Jakotsu (The only true shounen-ai pairing of the fandom, imho).

Yeah, and it always comes from out of nowhere. The action can be fine up until that point and then out of left field "So and So turned so and so onto his belly and drove his throbbing member into his ass." The first time I read something like that I think I winced. No preperation? No lube? Not even rimming? Uhhh...Last i checked things don't work that way. *twitches* I swear, I'm going to track down a nice informative site regarding gay sex and start e-mailing the link to fanbrats who can't write proper boysmut.

I also get rather frustrated over the inexplicable pairings. There's gotta be something there before plotting out the hot, hot boylove. Honestly, I don't have a problem with girls writing shounen-ai/yaoi. One of the best writers for SO:3's popular AlbelxFayt pairing is a friend of mine and she's 16 (and yes, she's written a bit of smut though she prefers gen-ish, introspective peices) . Rather, I have a problem with ingnorant fanbrats who OOC characters and don't have the courtesy to research a little bit before writing a lemon between two men (if I read one more peice of gay erotica in which there is penetration without a single bit of lubricant, especially if the one being penetrated is a virgin, i'm going to go ballistic).

Don't worry. I feel the same way, only sort of the opposite. The order I get (sad since I'm only 24), the more the younger generations shock me. And yet I struggle with the sensation that surely I'm being a hypocrite for experiencing such emotions. Perhaps it is my fear that they don't understand what they're getting into or writing. When I first became aware of slash and yaoi, I understood what and why I liked it. For me, there's always been a certain special romance to male pairings that I can never quite duplicate within my het stories. It was all very personal. (And maybe that's just another reason the shounen-ai/yaoi fad pisses me off. All these little fangirls talking about how hot a couple is and wondering who's "seme" and who's "uke"...It fucking makes my blood boil....)

I have mixed feelings about those kinds of sites. On one hand I'm a horrible, rotten, black-hearted person that is sometimes comforted by the evil reviews done by others when it comes to badfic. I've read tons of horrible fanfiction, especially these days since I've been looking for decent fics for a partiuclar pairing in my latest fandom fixation. I mean, I can count on my hand, the good stories I've read and sadly, a portion of those are unfinished and abandoned. Since I have a nugget of humanity left in me, I seldom I leave bad reviews. (The only time I did, it was because of the authoress's offensive comments about erotica writers and some other pretentious, self-congradulatory commments about her characterizations.) On the other hand, I'm terrified of finding one of my fics there. Granted, most of my oldest, worst fanfiction was lost when Chris Carter decided that "X-files" fanfiction was evil and bad and sicced his lawyers on many sites, but there is some bad stuff still floating around out there (circa: high school, age:18, I'd just discovered gay erotica.....). And of course since I have the self-esteem of a rock, I'm afraid that even my most recent stuff could garner hatred for one reason or another. Have I mentioned that I am very paranoid?

I've noticed this as well. At another site's forum they have a shounen-ai/shoujo-ai discussion catagory and one of the thread asked at what age did you get into that sort of thing. When I replied to it out of boredom one day, I was reading the previous replies and was shocked to discover that I was the latest starter of the bunch. The average age of discovery for these posters was 13. (I had started reading yaoi/shounen-ai at 17) Now I know that shounen-ai and yaoi are slightly different, but this thread just made me recall that. I wouldn't say that it shocks me. As a teen-ager, I was pretty much a perv as well. But it does bother me a little bit. I feel bad sometimes, knowing how old a lot of my readers are when it comes to my boysmut....

I only trim. Um, I guess I just hate the prickly itch I get as it's growing back and I'm too lazy to keep on it. That and that raw meat look that happens down there just after you shave (I'm too afraid to wax. I can't even fucking pluck my eyebrows....) disgusts me. As for lovers, with women I prefer well-trimmed to shaved and men, just so long as it's not too hairy down there, I'm pretty forgiving.

Media Miner can be harsh. I've been mod-slapped a couple times (once by Crimson. That was a harrowing week of worrying about whether or not I'd still be on the forums) there for doing stupid shit. Sometimes I'm brain dead and early on, I really didn't know what to do on a real forum, having only hung out on privately owned stuff made by friends who didn't give two shits about a whole lot of rules. Not to sound cruel, though, but there is something you must understand about mm.org: If you fuck up once or twice, you'll get mod-slapped but not kicked off. Thing is, you gotta learn from your mistakes. Fanilia can be very forgiving and so long as you're not rude, mean, or causing trouble, you won't get booted.

Yes, for the past couple days I've been cross-posting stories that would've ended up on AFF (if only it had been working at the time of their conception). I'm quite pleased with how everything is working. I'll admit that I was angry before, but so long as everything keeps working I'll be fine. True, I'm not getting so many reviews anymore, but I'm used to that. Of late I've been writing for small fandoms, so I'm used to getting only a few fits and maybe one or two reviews. I did move over to live journal, but that won't stop me from posting at AFF as well. Cross-posting isn't that hard, after all.

Yay! Not alone! (thanks, I love my icon too. )

Wow, cool. Another person who believes that femenism is vaguely evil. My personal opinion is a little bit...odd. While I'm physically female, I've always felt more masculine than femenine. I've had gender rule issues since I was in high school. I get so sick of talk of empowerment of certain genders cos I find it all terribly meaningless. Everyone should just suck it up and do whatever the hell they feel is right for themselves and society needs to stop dividing the worlds into tits, pussies, and cocks.

Yeah, like five minutes ago. Pissed me off too. I was enjoying the real reviews.