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  1. Only when she's on vacation. So, come here often?
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  3. 2471 - Who doesn't like counting? I like counting. I like people who count. I do not like count-ists or people intolerant of counters. It's just plain not nice.
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    I am attempting to write. I am obviously not doing that. I am letting Melody know that, after all her chocolate talk, I ate a brownie today. I would have eaten it anyway, but now I can shift all the blame toward her.
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    What shall I name my radioactive growth? They said that might happen.
  6. I have. Although, I have not repeated the episode. I have never borrowed money from a friend.
  7. When I’m not writing? Well… After a much-loved and financially challenged couple of years as a musician and wannabe writer, and after my drummer and cohort absconded to parts unknown, I returned to the place that I hate to work for people I loathe so that I might try to teach people how to be "Customer Service Representatives" for a cellular company. Actually, I teach them all the technical stuff. If they’re still assholes when they get on the phones, that’s their problem. This job is where my love/hate relationship with acronyms comes from. My job is filled with acronyms. I’m always threatening to write an entire manual using only acronyms, articles and prepositions. I teach CSR’s what GSM, TDMA, IRDB, PLMN, GPRS, UMTS and IMEI stand for. These go on and on, through the festering bowels of infinity. They are so plentiful that a program was developed to help people decipher the endless strings of letters. My personal favorites are WAP, as in thump on the head, and ARPU, pronounced “Arr-poo”. I've only been back at it for a few months, first part-time and now full-time, but these few months have been enough to make me consider yet another career change. I’m thinking that “Gas Station Attendant” would make a wonderful addition to my resume, as would “Independently Wealthy”. I’m hoping the state lottery will help me out with that last one.
  8. ^ Knows I would share my chocolate stores. < Has no chocolate stores to share. < Wants to know if that invitation to move to Ireland, or wherever, is still open. V Wouldn't share their chocolate with anyone for any reason, including bribery.
  9. Not guilty. Oddly enough, I never run around outside naked. Has walked by a window not shielded by any form of blind while naked and did not realize until the last minute. Bonus points if it was dark outside and there were lights on inside the house.
  10. I am no longer allowed to harmonize with Pixagi so that the profane bits of that song are louder than the rest.
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    Would you like me to see the blood-sucking aliens into your office? Heliotrope and helipads.
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    I am telling Melody she is not the only one. I am recalling a funny scene today from work when my colleague suddenly exclaimed, "I can't get it to stay up! How can I get it to stay up?" I am giggling about that again.
  13. I have never actually eaten a "red hot". I have lived a sheltered life. I have never driven a vehicle powered by diesel fuel.
  14. I always knew you were an angry British man!
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    One Hour Photo (movie)
  16. He's MIA with the girls. Persistence, I always say...StoryJunkie.
  17. I have. I saw many trees, several sticks, a few indigenous animals, and the occasional discarded Mountain Dew 20oz plastic bottle. Ah...nature. I have never intentionally ran an animal over with my car.
  18. ^ Finally pointed at the right robo-phile. < Nominated Nanaea to head the snapeybot support group, but she seems to have vanished along with EF, Dazzled, and Melody. < Swears that they ran off to find the chocolate-covered elf holy grail. V Like to speak in accents when answering the telephone.
  19. 2435 - Mike, you don't know where you are if you think that'll get you slapped, unless that wasn't what you were talking about when you said slappin'.
  20. 2432 - Don't worry. I cut my throwing arm on the shards of glass. Now I need steeches. Er. Stittchs. Uh. Yeah.
  21. ...Spell Phonetically or Die Trying Day in Tajikistan. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a ________________.
  22. I am no longer allowed to smirk when people yell at me. It--what was the phrasing they used?--pisses them off.
  23. 2430 - What?! It was sequential. Oh, and you're one to talk about people's random thoughts and digressions... Pardon, I must go gather some more rocks to throw from my glass house.
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