polywolly

Neutered. Okay, my real answer is Nude Poker. Okay, bad answer.

Vaseline

Never had a sister, unless in-laws count. I have never had a lizard.

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Not I. Daz?

I am now and will forever think of a sump pump as a sump pimp. I am reporting that the steady seepage has reduced to tiny puddles that are just big enough to ruin a clean sock. I am wishing Big Sam luck with his sump pimp woes.

Are you spying on me? Leon?

I am cleaning up the water in my basement from all this damn rain we've had. I am not at all annoyed because it was a great excuse to leave work early. I am going to have to get back into the Orgy or else everyone will have their way with Alan except me!

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I am laughing at Red's sock dilemma. I am (for some reason) in the mood for a sugar cookie. I am just dropping in to say hi--Hi everybody!!--before I have to do something else constructive. I am thinking that I've done more than enough constructive stuff today, more than usual anyway, considering I didn't have to work. I am sure I'll be back later!

New here too. Keith?

That was hilarious, and so very true! It reminds me of the phone calls I get every couple of months from my Mom. Mom: The computer is frozen! I don't know what I did! Me: Have you tried restarting it? Mom: *several seconds of silence* Well, no... Me: Press Ctrl, Alt, Delete Mom: *several more seconds of silence* Nothing happened... Me: Press them all at once. Mom: Oh look! There it goes...

I am off to eat dinner. I am hoping to return later this evening. I am missing forum gaming!

Why did you make me click on that?! Why?!

I'm partial to the "Property of the Half Blood Prince". Although, I would have no problem being Snape's Whorcrux either. Thanks for the link!

I don't, and I haven't. I have never been to Alaska.

Miss. F4... Wait, this isn't Battleship. Nan?

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No, damn it! You must be hysterically happy for it to count. Does magic make you happy?

^ Agrees. < Also agrees. V Thought the center of the universe was at the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

Not still here. Daz?

notion

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