polywolly

I don't think I have. Perhaps I repressed the memory. I have never posted a story longer than 100,000 words...yet.

6031

Hopefully not guilty. I hope they aren't annoyed, or I'm wasting my time recording it. g/ng: Speeds up when the traffic light turns yellow.

I am going to try to write tonight. :sighs: I am also going to watch the Idol with the hubby, who disagrees with my opinion that 2 hours of Idol is too damn much. I am off to watch the Idol, and think about what I'm going to write.

Nope, just me scuttling. Nan?

5990

Not guilty, but I should, and I have occasionally. I have never been surprised when the g/ng thread gets confused with the I have never... threads.

5988

jailhouse

Since when do I scuttle? Shuffle, prehaps... Daz?

Nope. I have never been phpotographed by a professional.

Guilty, while shoveling the drive on Valentine's Day. g/ng: Has shoveled at least once this winter.

perfect

5980

elite

5947

Guilty, if you consider being the resident Harry Potter expert in my neighborhood. "What was the name of that mean boy who hates Harry?" people ask me. "Draco? Crabbe? Tom Riddle A.K.A. Voldemort? He-Who-Asks could you be a little more vague?" I reply. g/ng: Can't stand people who are always perky.

toy

5945

I am sorry to say that I haven't caught up on the Orgy yet. I am a bad AFF-er. I am so very pleased with my new avatar. (That's me as a potterpuff! ) I am afraid that I must go to bed and not look upon Nan's fab artwork again until the morrow. Goodnight everyone!

Smooth Rider (song - Dave Matthews Band)

I have, but I'd sniffed rather a lot of glue that day! Kidding, of course. I have never stayed overnight in the hospital, since I was an infant anyway.

Education

Probably, unless this one turns out to be a dwarf hiding in your womb from the FBI. Don't you just hate it when dwarves hide in wombs to avoid capture?

Gaping