polywolly

Keith! You're back! *tosses confetti* Wonderful to see you're still banging around the planet.

I am giggling because, at first glance, I thought SFC was talking about karaoke, which made the rest of the posts seem odd, until I finally caught on that I'd read it wrong. I am not much for working out (jumping around and getting all sweaty), but I do a large amount of sit-ups everyday, and occasionally some yoga. I am guilty of doing sustained crunches for 2 hours while watching my shows. I am laughing again because I happened to think of a commercial on VH1 with Danny Bonaduce where he opens his shirt to his rock-hard abs and the screen says, "700 sit ups a day...bitch." I am finding this funny because my husband pointed at it and said, "Look! It's you...if you were a drunken, stoned, angry, resentful man with a strange-looking wife!"

Why does everyone always think I'm him? Nanaea?

exactly

Not guilty. I probably need them, but that's another matter. g/ng: Has done something simply to see if they would get caught.

Wiley Coyote

Because he would never have sex again after giving birth. Why?

^ Likes to watch people get helicopter kicked, or do helicopter kicks, but would rather remain unhelipoptered altogether. < Shares ^'s like for martial arts in movies. Rather than doing harm to others, < would probably hurt <'s self. V Rather likes it when people hit themselves in inopportune places with nunchaku.

I don't like them either. I'm more of a Tetris girl. I have never been to a church service other than a wedding or a funeral.

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Peter Pan

X-men

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No, it makes you a breath of fresh air. Why must everyone say what they think other people want to hear?

Everybody Hurts - song

Nope. It was just another story about Skeeter Thompson. Can you see the sun from where you're sitting?

Outland

Neither have...wait, yes I have. I bought a HP video game on CD-Rom. I think that counts. I have never won a sweepstakes.

trees

^ Has secrets to hide. < Knows all secrets, hidden or classified, and has photos, video, and recording to prove it. < Is taking bids for video of Red's Lithuanian Gambling Escapade: Part 1, starting at 1,000,000 naughty points. V Has spent time in a Lithuanian prison.

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lice

I am hoping that everyone who is sick will heal quickly and that everyone who is pregnent will continue in good health. I am annoyed that I overslept a bit on my only day off, but I'll get over it because I don't have to do anything today: morning, afternoon, or evening. I am .

^ Thinks a lot about...stuff. You know, just stuff. < Will be following closely behind ^ just in case ^ thinks of something so we can steal it together. < Must wander off, damn it, but will return before the morrow. V Has made more than 10000 posts in less than 1 year. (You know who you are!)

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