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No, silly! Daz?

And I just happen to show up at the most opportune moment... *ahem* Alan Rickman

I am loving all my new avatars, though I've only seen two so far. I am missing everyone since I've been gone, busy, and the like. I am back!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (I missed that little guy, too!)

Congrats on the new, growing baby in your tummy!! *makes a mental note to stay a safe distance from Canadian water*

Where in hell have I been? Oh yeah, freakishly busy... Ah well, off to watch some Rickman before bed while I beta at the speed of light...

Happy Holidays to all! The Christmas chaos is starting to wind down, so it's time to return to the most important thing of all... WRITING PORN! Wait...that's not it... In the words of the politically correct Tiny Tim, "The deity(s) of your choice bless us, everyone!"

I am thinking of buying Red's Uber-vole cookies. I am reminded of Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls, not that they have anything to do with Red's Uber-vole cookies. I am remembering that I have cookies, not many, but cookies nonetheless. I am off to eat them before I forget about them again. G'night all!

Neither have I. I have never gone house hunting.

Not guilty. I only know one elf, and he's a poor gift wrapper. g/ng: Has stayed up waaaay too late watching a movie when you knew you had to work the next day

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I love the Ubervole mascot! He's so cute you want to pinch his wee cheeks, but from the look on his face, he's thinking some very dirty thoughts, just like all of us!

I am happy to see a new chapter from Redsliver in my inbox. I am not happy to hear that the dryer is done because now I have to fold its contents. I am off to do my womanly duty, not my wifely duty, which is much more fun than laundry.

Left for most things, i.e. writing, eating, etc. However, my right hand is not dead to me. I play guitar and most sports right handed. I especially like being able to use the mouse and write at the same time. Makes the right handers at work jealous sometimes.

Wonderful! I've always wanted something to call myself. Now I know. What's that saying? Any press is good press. Something like that. Well, imagine all the curious little creatures who, upon reading that definition, will scurry right over to read the uberbad fic. Scurry away, I say! After a quick trip through the dictionary, there are two definitions. So they're calling us fat, are they? I like the second one better, though I fail to see how either applies to us. Maybe we don't hold anything back in our fiction by pulling out all the stops and taking all of the tricks... Okay, now I'm reaching.

I am too sleepy. I am curious about what Red thought of Die Hard. It has a lot of guns in it. Perhaps he will enjoy it. I am wishing Daz and Trae a glorious night's sleep and Nan a sick-free Friday. G'night!

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^ Knows everyone can see me in my closet. < Wears her Mischief Managed t-shirt to work only to draw out the HP freaks. < Agrees with Red that Hans would win. Snape would be on the floor long before he even had a chance to think about cheating and using his wand. V Thinks the majority should always win, especially if they have guns, like all of us who believe Snape is innocent.

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Neither have I. Good luck -ing. I have never swallowed a bug on purpose.

Guilty. I'm using it now, as a matter of fact. g/ng: Has used the last of the toilet paper and neglected to change the roll.

coffee

Who, me? No... Daz?

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I am wishing Red luck, Nan and Trae health, and their children imperviousness to germs and viruses. I am saying good night to Daz and Mad. I'm a dead woman walking and I still have to shower. Ugh. I am waving, albeit tiredly. G'night!

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