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No, but you should have thought to buy some chocolate and graham crackers. Do you have time to run to the store?

Because they thought good things would come to those who waited. Why?

porn

old

UH-HUH. Trae?

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Try And Love Again (song)

Because they didn't sell when the selling was good. Why?

On purpose, no. On accident, several times. I have never known anyone named Delores.

If you consider people who grope each other but never actually carry on conversation friends, then yes, he was a friend. Who brought the marshmallows?

Not guilty. I figure death will take care of all my vices for me eventually. g/ng: Has read a book aloud to themselves when no one else was around.

digital

I am thanking Amy for her sympathy. May our play-off teams rest in peace...until next season.

^ Is right. < Agrees silent laughter is not a kill-worthy secret. V Has several kill-worthy secrets, but has not had to kill for them yet.

Randy Newman

yellow

*looks down* Missing some of the necessary equipment. Nanaea?

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I am sad that the Ravens lost to the Colts. I am consoling myself with pizza and beer.

Write sex, wrong temptress Daz?

^ Apparently tortures the handicapped and the mentally or emotionally challenged. < Does agree, since < believes that the general public should laugh at themselves more often, especially since < is already laughing at them…err, < means with them. V Laughs only at people who are comatose and/or have large, hairy moles.

Nope. Can't say that I have. I have never tried to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

Not guilty. I rarely wear shorts in summer. I think I was traumatized by a blistering vinyl seat in my youth. g/ng: Feels no sympathy for birds who get hit by cars because, well, they can fly.

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