StoryJunkie

Gin & tonic. (bleah)

2396 The amount of times I've slapped my forehead. So far.

beer

All the time. It was a family tradition....My grandmother gave me my first beer when I was twelve. (Not that I liked it) and we were forced to drink wine every Christmas and EAster. G/NG: did what others were doing, even though you knew it was wrong.

has a pullet for a wife. (Take my cock and pullet, get it, get it?) You may groan now, for ___________________

I am wondering who this Hans is, who is a more eloquent reviewer than I. I am going to have to ask Inkslinger, or I will indeed lose the rest of my precious brain cells. I am done the last load of laundry. Just have to tumble it again to get the wrinkles out....

The most beautiful Melody HAS to be "Scheherezade" by Rimsky/Korsakov. And that's not me. Red?

"Your life is nothing but junk." (How well, they know me) I think women are smart. They give birth to men, don't they?

Don't tease poor old ladies! I'm blushing like crazy and I don't know why. I just posted a couple of chapters and looked up a couple of old friends. Now I really want to see this infamous fic. I will. ..wait a tic...never mind, gone now. I will relentlessly browse. Let the world fall apart as it may. I doesn't need my silly superpowers to keep it on track anyway...er, anyone seen my haldol lying around anywhere? (Good God, my face still feels hot)! EDIT: you don't mean that 16 slash 18 year old I shook my finger at? Sheesh! EDIT: was it that fic whose main character was Yuhi? That bitch-slapping comment I made? EDIT: Aserenity? That reivew on Finky's stufff? "Worst Story Ever?" But that was left there in Jan, so...Is she still kicking around? She left me one reivew, but had nothing to do with what I wrote. She can call me all the names she wants. Shit happens. got off on the wrong foot there, man. Maybe she's right. Maybe I am 15. (Checks wrinkles) Well, I'm a very OLD 15. EDIT: did you mean qutie1? I admit nothing.

But, Mai Hime is so...complete. Have you seen Mai Otome yet? Same characters, different story. Kind of strange. It's like a fan fiction rather than another story.

He's magical! Will you two ever get tired?

I suppose I might, if he spanked me first. Soul?

they rhyme! I can recite the alphabet while___________________

*slaps you* I DO! Always! If dogs have such a good sense of smell, why do they stick their noses right on that pile of crap in order to smell it?

Well, I DO have a soul, or so I've been told, but no. Not Soulie. Chibi?

very funny. I think you scared him off with all that cuddly poo stuff. Poly?

Because what's in other people's minds is VERY interesting. (and better than TV) Why must we eat?

eat her basket out. Fairytales are good for__________________

^ Is trying to make me fat (ter) < has already eatn her share of cones <would rather eat the entire bucket and nothing else today V understands completely

2385 I like pointy things.

What Agaib's solution to world hunger amounts to. Forty-nine

very. Is it possible to be too gruntled?

vodka. Vodka will grow hair on your_________________

Does that have to do with baseball, the air force, or cocaine? Well, nevertheless, its a no. I have never won a Rummy game against my SO

I am no longer allowed to roll my eyes at these two, since now they are stuck in the "Looking up" position and I have to bow my head alot in order to see the screen