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because you're not doing it right How do specifically walruses (walri?) use their tusks while masturbating?

I am no longer allowed to pitch my idea for Snakes on a Plane II: Snakes on an Arc, Noah has just saved two of every animal from God's flood and now he stuck for forty days and nights with 2 of every poisonous snake.

^ expects much from me < No idea what was quoted, however "It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees" V never heard that song

Zero (I watched the first few episode's of Zero's Familiar today, dear god but is that good brain rot.)

^ mathematically inclined < unsure of whether to continue my masters in math or chemistry, chemistry has more fire V believes fire is cool, and doesn't give a damn about the oxymoronic factor

I'd light up the applause light if I had it. Nympho?

Quickening

to the washroom one would hope. Say what?

I have more than that right now, but mine's in $CDN I have never seen a real gold coin.

Angels in the Outfield (movie)

Did you know ethylene glycol is used to de-ice planes? Swallow, or its going in your eye.

I have, however I have never bought recreational drugs. (when my friends caught on, I was cut off)

^ is in need of a good googling < prefers spelunk to google V likes the euphemisms, prefers fucking

She's a witch! Burn her! Quamp

nose

Otherwise the economy would crumble and you'd be living in a box. Why do I always run out of toilet paper before I resupply?

I have! I touched my first tits three months after the first time I had sex. How many people can say that? I have never traveled on business.

I'm allergic to coffee. I have never had a major allergic reaction

nah, he was a shitty Final Fantasy villain, give it to Kefka or X-death. Why was he a fucking tree?

whistle and encourage your supplier to "shake it." The lap dance is always better when _______________

broom

Debbie Does Dallas (movie)

out

^ can borrow my winchester hunting rifle to deal with her ex. < inherited a rifle from my grandfather, but has never fired one V has a vast collection of small arms.

No, however, my brother's first boyfriend repeatedly walked in on my playing my playstation in nothing but my housecoat. has had a meaningful conversation about shitting