redsliver

Two Turntables

Have you seen my puppy? He only does that because he loves you.

Mango

Nope can't say I have I have never had a drink poured over my head.

totally make sweet passionate love without ever looking into each other's ugly mugs. What in the fucking _______________________

a little late Melody?

Only if someone writes a spongebob/big bird Xover fic. Why is my brain suddenly feeling like mush.

Kiwi

^ heard about Miranda and Celeste <'s strawberry cheesecake is better panty remover than gin V gin drinker

Cranberry (I'm assuming we're on fruit)

^ non believer < doesn't have a playstation tool, but an Xbox one that gets complaints that its too big for normal human hands V prefers small sleek effective tools to large powerhouses

uh not guilty, but this enslaved by agaib is getting old. changed someone's title at some point

Do you remember that porno you'd help me direct when we got the funding? Festering, but the colours are pretty.

sleeping in

It (book, movie)

I am no longer allowed to walk around nude in Adara Giovanni's apartment.

not quite StoryJunkie

sandy. There was a duke of York, he had 10 000 men, he marched them up a hill and _____________________________

I am really happy to hear a doctor say "It doesn't appear to be lung cancer." I am still a little scared by the "doesn't appear to be" proviso. I am certain my dad is a tough mother fucker and if need be he can beat cancer a fifth time.

I've had sex with a total of four women if that's what you mean. I've never written a fan letter to anyone.

Pirates

I have two. who needs a name change?

your mother gives lousy head. Use your tongue not ______________

dislocated but not broken I have never sun burnt

rabbit (Alice in Chains is one of the first Grunge Bands, they have a song called Godsmack from which the band of the same name dubbed themselves.)