redsliver

I just put up the third chapter. It's fantasy, and I'm making it an adventure story with erotic parts rather than a porn with adventure parts so that's why there's only one sex scene as of yet. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600005233 Any and all feedback, good and bad, constructive and vicious is welcome and encouraged.

I worked at a restaurant filled with hot waitresses and hostesses and two really fucking deadly cooks. besides that two of my cousins and one of my classmates worked with me. I was getting drunk with coworkers nearly incessantly. I have never dated a coworker

The Fraggle Rock theme. Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music play, __________

I am no longer allowed to grow a beard because I'm too lazy to shave.

distillation tower

Ice Hockey

that means you'll let me buy you a drink and take you back to my apartment without bothering with things like talking or learning your name. God! I can't get this fucking song out _________________________

um, no, its shiva anyway Nanaea

saddle sores

ng, my one emergency condition was lung failure (brought on by either asthma poison or bronchitis, if it happens again, the doctors say I'll get an accurate diagnosis). g/ng: hit on a doctor/nurse/orderly/pharmacist while a patient.

Yeah, that's right baby, you like it don't you? I have lost all of my pride as a man.

That'd be their parents' drunken prom nights and/or faulty contraceptives. Why can't I sleep at night until morning, instead of morning until noon?

^ all sunshine, lollipops and "rainbows" < is wanting to write a sailor moon fic, now that pluto is no longer a planet, wonders how the team dynamic will change. V Is sad that Xena wasn't given planetary status.

I am no longer allowed to go to sleep at a decent hour and have my body thing I'm napping so it wakes me up before 1 am and then refuses to let me sleep until my normal summer pass out time of 6 am

ok, 80 miles at 1.6 km gives me 148 km, yeah I've done that. I have never been pulled over for speeding (though I deserve it daily)

Gorilla Hunting

virgiiiiiiiins til the day we..... One Two Fuck You! My friend's are coming over to my mom's basement bringing ________________

some instruction. It's DnD! Summoning the demons of hell! It's DnD! _______________

Damned Straight I saw Chibishiva on the board

short skirts

I am waiting impatiently for my brother to get off his computer so I can play disgaea for several hours.

I am no longer allowed to show hot girls how to play pool if for no other reason than that I am the worst pool shooter in history.

I always remember her as old. what do we medicate next?

Not guilty, but I've only been to doctor's offices for immunisations as a kid or to get a note to miss a lab at university and once when my lungs took a vacation. Rushed to the hospital in an ambulance

not so much, hey wait! Soulsearcher's back! SS