redsliver

masturbate while blaring songs from old disney movies. Just make sure to clean up when ____________________

um, yeah sorry about that... They're a little sticky do you still want them back?

^ knows < doesn't need to know and could keep it to herself, but we all know that's not going to happen < has been on a bit of Scarlett Johansson fix lately, after watching Lost in Translation accompanied by the most ridiculous perverted commentary provided by my friends and I. V provides his/her own perverted commentary when watching a movie with an actor they find hot as old hell

I am also a fan of Raphael, but mostly because I have three siblings and I got to pick last and we weren't good sharers.

skates

Soldier of Fortune

Free tickets to a Trews concert

I am no longer allowed to shake a fist at LucaGoersGirl for playing the hackjob Xenogears sequel and liking any aspect of it.

I am no longer to change my brother's messenger nick to "6 hours, No Masturbating... A NEW RECORD!!!" or "I'd eat the shit out of Jessica Alba's ass" etc.

because they have huge cocks, why?

fragile

I am sleepy. I am going to cash in my empties. I am going to be able to buy another case with the cash.

And I've never owned more than two. I've never hit an animal with my car

well done Melody

guilty, however I've been up way too long for it too only be nine in the morning. G/NG walked in on a friend having sex.

forced adrenaline leak Want to grab 200 friends are raid a small costal village?

Did you want these tickets to Alan Rickman Presents: Snape's Magic Wand? If you wear a scarlet Johanson mask, I'll post a video of you taking a dump on youtube.

I have, electric hedgetrimmer about a week ago. I have never farted in an elevator.

By making them battle to the death until their numbers dwindle. How come Scarlet Johanson will not swing by for a quickie?

because the rest of the world's population is willing to share. Why?

acid

grilled

I have (Ottawa) my cousin lived there and I stopped at her place for a night while driving to Edmonton. I have never lied to an SO about where I was going.

I am going to go hiking and or swimming today

I am no longer allowed to have three day benders in the middle of a week.