redsliver

I am wishing SilverFox good luck on her adventures in the shower as I've seen them go awry in the shower.

Rodney Dangerfield How much longer?

I am recalling when my brother first held a baby, my cousin paul, the first thing paul did was leap from Ian's hands head first into the pew (we were at Paul's brother's wedding at the time) his mother was not impressed.

how can it not? (A and Q)

I am no longer allowed to make a bomb fueled by fruit loops.

I played up until I grew out of under 13, I was a full back. I have never played nets (hockey or soccer)

I am not trying to make SilverFox think that her post will not be excellent or appreciated. (the double negative in there keeps screwing with my brain, but that's what I wanted to convey)

big hair

The shimmy and the shake? (question and answer)

I am no longer allowed to point out that now I'm going nuts because the last thing I saw was the episode where Gaius Baltar saves President Roselyn(sp?) and the ending was such a cliffhanger that my fragile brain is shutting down.

I am thinking updates are like blowjobs, they're all good.

Michelangelo (he used to do it in the Turtles opening sequence)

because you have an unhealthy fixation with my ass. What makes it unhealthy?

I am happy to see silver fox is going to update

dancing

I do, but you're not going to like it. If a faceless corporation is constantly forcibly inserting its product into my anus how come it is illegal to decode sattelite tv signals?

I am no longer allowed to spend all night watching battlestar galactica and forgetting to do my homework.

Moving this back on topic. The three reasons why its great to be a man: 3) Same work, more pay 2) The world is our urinal 1) We can make it to the washroom without a support group.

I am disappointed in Nanaea's lack of ambition.

What do all evil inventions need? Perhaps but at least I know who mine was.

because women have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it. why?

House of Pain (band)

microphone

tuft

a man in a smashing hat. I wouldn't touch her without ______________