BronxWench

Getting them right can feel harder than writing the story. I always thought any blurb at all was better than folks putting “I suck at summaries! Just read!” or similar.

That sounds like something I’d say.

@Jaydee didn’t you say something similar to
want to read the perfect story?
Well read this piece of shit in the meantime. Lol.

I suppose it would make sense to put it in the existing She-Ra category, as it’s just labeled “She-Ra” and doesn’t include the “Princess of Power” subtitle that would make it specific to the 80s series. 

Thundercats only has the one category for all the series’ so it looks like there’s some precedent for sticking new series in with 80s series! I guess it’ll take a mod to give the decision

I’m more like a ventriloquist’s dummy or maybe a puppet on strings. Sometimes the muse that picks me up to write is a funny, decent hearted, happy story lovin’ goofball. The other times it’s a cold blooded Lamia that hates life and beauty and just about everything in the world, ‘bout the only thing they like is a challenge. Oh, and for some reason, insisting on sharing the stories to AFF when the sensible thing would be to encase the USB stick containing the latest crime against literature & good taste in concrete, sail it out to The Mariana Trench, and throw it overboard.

You already wrote a pity sequel! Although, admittedly, the pity wasn’t for me.
And sound choice to give it a miss. I don’t mind if I don’t get reviews on that one, it is probably for the best. The few people that piece of shit might appeal to probably want a minimal digital footprint.

*Looks at Urban Dictionary* Oh...Roman shower, like how in Rome there were those rooms where...yeah, I’ll keep that image to myself.
You know, I almost read this, purely because I saw that no one was reviewing it.  I then realized two things.
A “pity review” is probably kind of insulting. Your summary specifically warned me not to read it, and that doesn’t generally happen... I figured I’d heed the warning and stay out.

Always happy to help!

Your unique touch is certainly something.
I’m just gonna jump into the brain bleach pool real quick.

I ordered a few 100 gallons extra during the re-write process.

Something tells me I should NOT google “Roman shower”…. 

You’ll be fine – it would just bring up loads of Italian bathroom equipment. The terms to avoid googling would be +“Roman shower” +”slang” .

LOL, thanks for clearing that up, JayDee  

If we’ve run out, it might be because some of my readers were hogging it again.

We don’t have extra strength on hand.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

Trust me, we keep the pool filled with it…  

I hope you had a good vacation! I hope the next one’s cool too.

Next time I’m coming with you. 

Welcome back!

Only fifty?  Need to find more then ;).

Trust me, I’m only about 50% caught up.

Welcome back.  Now where's the eight stacks of paperwork just for you?  Lol.
Hope your vacation was relaxing and refreshing.

...is WAY older than JayDee…  
I’m pretty sure I have shoes that are older than most gods.

There’s a list of agencies for folks outside the USA too – 
https://www.isbn-international.org/agencies