BronxWench

Only one day left, and then weekend... and then SCHOOL (read in an ominous voice!!)

Nearly one week without caffeine — seventeen more days to go.

So after a month of sleeping on the couch and dealing with over testosterone male with a tenancy to be a bit more than demanding, tournament finally came. Was the sacrifices worth it? Yes, he came in third in grappling and that happened because the other guy cheated and the judges didn't catch it and he won first place in stick sparring. Which considering it was his first competition is impressive.

Is summer over yet? *whimper*

Women's ass size study: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world.

now is down to T minus 4 days, and counting... but the weekend doesn't count...

T minus 5 and counting...

The next time the daft bugger and I remodel the kitchen, if he even uses the word "white" I am going to whack him with a large skillet until he forgets that word entirely...

holy crapola. What's happened to the forums? Upgrades and now they've ruined it?

Rain, glorious rain! I'm going out to dance naked in it!

Ah "Open All Hours", what a wonderful, classic British comedy. No one makes comedies like the British, in my opinion.

Holy crap, Dance Of Dragons is expensive, £17? I'm just going to wait another year for the cheapo paperback to come out.

Sadly still no internet, which sucks. Hoping o have enough money next month to get a proper connection.

I wonder if a Viscount Hawke/King Alistair fic would be stretching the "Kings" prompt. Well, either way, there'll be stretching of some sort!

I have an AMAZING boyfriend - He deals with my insane work schedule and is flying me down for a day just because he misses me!!!

Due to all the construction work going on around here, the Monthly Prompt Challenge won't be begin until the start of September instead.

Remember folks... killing the author gets you no more updates! Wiith that in mind, i'll go hide now...

Newb

After a night out, you and I wake up in an asylum wearing straight jackets. Using only 4 words, what is the first thing you say to me?

Feels welcomed

Might possibly be working on a new story... Trying to get a voyeuristic feel to it..

Might possibly be working on a new story... Trying to get a voyeuristic feel to it..

Plunnie Apocalypse is at hand... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

What's your favorite way of dealing with a plunny?

It's mah birthday.