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Umm, how is that a slip of the tongue? As far as I can tell, he is her running mate, just as she is his... Its pretty much what the term is.

Jeremiah Wright. Or do you believe that after twenty years Barack never noticed his preacher was a little...eccentric? At least Palin has enough personal courage to be proud of what she believes in, even if it is a little loony at times. And then of course there's the questionability of trying to control the Executive branch if you're trying to push a particular agenda. The President can veto a bill, as long as its in session and needs to be ratified. Might even be able to propose them, not sure on the matter. But its up to Congress to pass or kill the bill in the first place, and even if the Republicans do manage to get back one or both of the houses, I doubt there would be a weak enough Democrat base to not kill an overly right-wing bill. And it becomes even sillier when you're worrying about it in a Vice-President, no matter how old the top of the ticket is. Personally, I would love to see someone try to curtail something as essential as the First Amendment, just so people would stop worrying about it when said attempt goes down in flames. Trust me, just about everyone has tried, and no one has ever actually managed to succeed. This site and forum prove that rather well.

PC, you forgot the whole bit where he got into trouble when he told the Canadians one thing, and a bunch of Unions another when it came to FISA, I believe. One of the trade acts, if memory serves. This was a while ago. And then there's the recent bit where he was talking to the Iraqis and asking them to suspend talks concerning troop withdrawals until after the election. " Article Here: Post Article There are two things about that which cause problems. One, he's basically trying to stymie it to make sure that it remains a campaign issue on, or at least that's what it comes across as. If the guy's platform involves bringing everyone home, shouldn't he be glad that its going ahead of schedule? Second is this might amount to a violation of the Logan Act, which essentially makes it a felony for any American citizen not duly authorized by the government to try and establish treaties or other accords with foreign powers. THat's done under the State Department, which falls under Executive turf. Obama is a Senator, which is legislative. That makes any attempts by him to work something out with them a very big no-no.

Hahahaha, well, in this case the only thing this heralded was the writing of two new chapters/fics. The Cheerleaders go updated, and I wrote a new story half based on the girl's poems titled Willowbrook Manor.

Should have asked here first, I probably clould have found you the entire first testament for about sixty.

Where the hell are you buying your hentai? I shop at the local FYE, and the hentai are never as expensive as the boxed sets. Boxed sets can run from $40-$100+, depending on content, with starter boxes being in the $50-70 range typically, and full series running close to triple digits. Individually priced discs range from $20-35 for most series, with the low end being common series, and movies normally retailing for about $30. Hentai, on the other hand, normally only retails in the $25-30 range, with a few of the half hour things put out by Hustler going for much less. A typical film retails for about $25, with some of the longer ones at the upper range. The most I've ever paid for hentai was $50 for the complete Moonlight Lady boxed set. The most expensive I've seen was about $80, and that was for something along the lines of the complete Urosutkodji series or the complete Jiriubu series. Really should go pick up the last, they slashed it down to $60... So either you're getting some very cheap boxed sets, or ripped off on your hentai, at least from my stand point.

New chapter up! http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story....9&chapter=7 Please read and review!

I was asked this morning to ponder the sexual nature of an orange. (Actually, I was asked if I had ever considered how sexual eating an orange is, but I prefer my pondering. For somewhat obvious reasons.) To begin, we must first understand what an orange is. Like sex, it is the means by which a certain species of tree reproduces. It is a fruit, and derives its name from the color of its skin. Said skin is thick and tough, and mostly inedible. Instead the orange’s skin protects the flesh and meat inside. An orange is nominally spherical, with the interior broken up into wedge shaped sections. The wedges are comprised of an interior layer of skin, and contain meat, juice, and the occasional seed. The flesh is normally soft, and slightly sweet to the taste. The juice has a similar taste, but a high acid content gives it a very strong after effect. (I admit that I’ve never really been able to detect a difference between the taste of the meat and the taste of the juice, other than the kick in the stomach the juice leaves me with.) So we know what an orange is, or at least I think we do. So what does that have to do with sex? To answer that properly we need to start at the beginning. The first thing that comes to hand with an orange is the skin. The skin is brightly colored, the better to attract attention to the fruit. So to do we go out of our way to make ourselves seem appealing to our chosen targets. Some, such as the average fashion model, put enough effort into this to create enough work to employ a small country by themselves. Others, such as myself, prefer a more minimalist attitude. Instead we rely on our own natural flair to attract those of a comparable state of mind and attitude. Personally, I think such relationships tend to be more natural, thus allowing for a tighter relationship to be established. Admittedly, this at the cost of the number of such relationships, but I feel that the trade off is worth it. The other purpose of the skin is to protect the fruit, and this has a sexual relationship as well. It is my experience that everyone has their own secret sexual nature (perhaps not so secret for some?) which they choose to hide for a variety of reasons, generally summed up in one word: taboo. Individual cultures all have their own, of course, but inherently their nature is the same. Taboo topics are vile, shameful, disgusting. The people who commit such practices are seen as less than human, simple animals who shame themselves with every rutting encounter. Except…not quite. In order for something to be socially acceptable, the majority has to be able to enjoy it or at least tolerate it. When it comes to sex, however, everyone has their own unique likes and dislikes, with few, if any groups ever forming a majority of the population. To complicate things, there are just as many things that can be a turn off as well as a turn on. Unfortunately, when we are not aroused by something to some degree, we often experience the opposite reaction and are disgusted by it. Combined with the herd mentality of most groups and it becomes easy for the squicks of the few to soon be condemned by the majority. This is especially noticeable in our so called “Open Minded Society”, where there is still a strong reaction against such things as sodomy, BDSM, and homosexuality. To protect ourselves from being ostracized we hide and bury our own desires, becoming ashamed of them we feel them. Just like the orange, we erect an outer skin to protect ourselves. Thus to be a good lover you must first defeat that skin, just as to eat an orange you must first peel the skin. There are, in essence, two ways to accomplish this. First, be open about your own desires and wants with your partner, so that they might know what pleases you. (I don’t know what to say if they are squicked by it. On one hand, what else are they being squicked by? On the other, is it worth not having?) When talking about it don’t discuss things in terms of what you won’t do, but what you will do. Talk about the things that you want to do. At the same time you must be patient enough to peel back your partner’s skin. This is not a simple brute force project - after all, no one wants to eat a bruised fruit. Instead work slowly at it. Add one or two new things each time, mixing and matching as you go. Drop what obviously doesn’t work, but keep the rest, even if there isn’t an immediate response, as you never know what combination of tricks might later send them to ecstasy. It is hard to peel an orange in one piece - only those with massive amounts of practice ever seem to make it work, and even they occasionally stumble. That shouldn’t keep the rest of us from enjoying ourselves to the fullest extent that we can! Instead we keep coming up with new tricks and experiments, hopefully to our partner’s delights. Once past the skin it is time to enjoy the fruits of our labors. (I made a pun! *Shot*) When it comes to eating the actual orange there are many things to learn that can be applied to sex. First the orange can be halved, giving it an uncanny resemblance to the woman’s sex. (No, I didn’t think of that one on my own. It was demonstrated for me.) Running your tongue along the inside could be seen as the equivalent of going down on a girl. Possibly the hardest part of cunnilingus is developing the necessary tongue dexterity. While it is possible to use your entire head in the process, this will tire you out more quickly as well as possibly straining your neck. To make up for this I suggest that the tongue be wielded with all the grace of a master fencer: using swirls, thrusts, dips, and slashes. Not everyone (supposedly) can curl their tongue, but try it! You just might be surprised, and you never know when that knowledge might come in handy. That doesn’t mean that an orange can’t be phallic as well. Broken down, the individual slices of the fruit can be seen in a very interesting light, similar in nature to the halved fruit. Thought it bulges more to the middle rather than the tip, the slice of an orange makes a decent enough stand in for a cock, and can be used as a teaching tool as well. The male member can be quite sensitive when aroused, so it may seem odd that so many men would be willing to risk it near their woman’s teeth. Yet there is a combination of factors, the sense of power and control from having a woman on her knees, the sensation of a warm wet hole under some method of control, and perhaps even the sense of risk of having something so fragile and important in someone else’s care. (Women have been known to complain that oral sex is demeaning to the woman, because it puts the man in a position of absolute power over her. While this is true to a certain extent, I would like to pause for a moment to point out the flaw in this theory. We are essentially trusting the single most vulnerable and important part of our bodies to our partner’s teeth. One false move, whether through inexperience, mood, or even a sneeze, and we could end up maimed for life. Who is in a position of power again?) So how can a woman learn from an orange? Pressure. The key to a good blowjob is the proper application of pressure. Not enough, and the man will be caught on the edge between arousal and impatience. Too much, and there is only pain. So conduct an experiment. Take an orange slice and hold it between your teeth. Using two fingers, move it back and forth inside your mouth. The only rule is that you are not allowed to break the skin. If you taste juice, finish of the slice and start again with the other. See how tightly you can hold the slices before their skin breaks. Admittedly, the average orange slice is going to be a lot easier to break than the average cock, but that’s not the point. Rather the point is to develop a refined sense of control over your jaw and mouth, so that you might be able to bring him to the brink and back again however you should so choose. If you really want to be kinky, tease the orange slice with your tongue as you practice. And just like sex, there are an almost infinite number of ways to eat an orange. Quick and sloppy. Slow and neatly. Quickly and neatly. Slow and sloppy. Yet that also means that there are also far too many ways to describe here, so perhaps that makes this the best place to stop. Enjoy your oranges.

Hmmm, actually, in this case it might be justifiable. The legendaries do exist to set right what is wrong, after all. If they see the threat as big enough, then it would make sense for them to seek out partners. Also, it seems the pokemon are powered up by emberassing their trainers rather thuroughly. That's not a benefit, thats a curse. Being chosen doesn't automatically make a mary sue: being an unstoppable force of narmy perfection makes a mary sue. This actually seems like an interesting reason to go through with it, and is much more believable than the usual "This is my character who starts with my favorite because Professor oak let her"

Alas, no, and again, no. But I could be coffee boy!

Hell Keith, where do you work? I could pass that test, if I think the answers are what I think they're supposed to be. 1) Threaten their life. If they risk other people's lives, they should be willing to risk theirs. 2) Why the fuck should I care if some fucker wants to fucking swear all the time? As long as it doesn't interfere with me getting my fucking work done! 3) Getting the job done. 4) 15 minutes booking, plus lead time to the airport. 5) Not really. I want a good recommendation! 6) Sure. $100 says it takes me three months to crack! 7) Trick question. All of the above are an accurate description. Hell, that was easier than the one I had to take for Waldenbooks. (How the frak am I supposed to know what the average office employee steals in office supplies per quarter?) So, am I hired? XD

Because its 6:30 in @#$%ing Morning Up before the crack of dawn Dashing across the misted lawn Dodging and weaving between knotted thorn Heralded by a lonely horn Stalked and followed by the silence Running to a metal cadence Empty streets lit by the dark Haunted home of con and mark The restaurant stands alone shadowed and void The key in the door, the silence destroyed Working in the black, hidden from the light Hiding from sight just feels right I can’t help but think, as the clock strikes the hour… What the fuck am I doing awake at 6:30 in the morning?

Keith, I have to apologize. I never finished that Phelps-Chick plot bunny you handed me to deal with. I was doing ok until the story started getting physical, than had to suppress the strong urge to vomit. Not a good thing since I was in psych class at the time... I have officially taken it out back and strangled it. The wolves won't even touch the corpse, so now I have to smell the damn thing as it rots away. Am considering burning the pages I wrote it on...

Nah, as far as I can tell you can still get away with voicing just about anything in printed text, so long as it isn't a want ad for a hitman or somesuch. And even then I think they prefer to go after you on charges of conspiracy rather than charges of "obscene text". Trying to get a conviction on such a vague charge has as much of a chance of getting a conviction as the Duke rape case as far as I can tell. That's probably why they were willing to cut her a deal in the first place. They knew they had very shaky, if any legs at all, to stand on, and just wanted it done.

Lakeside Original-Misc. M/F, BDSM, some minor knife play Just sort of a little something. Please review if you read. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600098002

Considering there are already several people who are much older than he is working in government, and some of them nearing the centennial mark, I'm going to say no, age has nothing to do with it. Besides, even if he does croak while in office, we took care of that a long, long time ago when we decided that there should be a Vice President, you know, just in case. Really? Could I get a cite on that please? Just cause that seems like a particularly stupid thing to do in the middle of an election when you're trying to win over Hillary's feminist base...

I don't exactly see what case could be made, though I guess they could give it a try. What it would probably come down to is this: Does the general community of AFF goers hold this to be true? The website, public access as it might be, isn't a public entity; it doesn't exist inside any normal city or state boundaries, and can only be accessed by those who are wishing to come here; there are plenty of warnings concering content and the site deliberately limits access, requiring an identification of legal standing in order to enter. Therefore, we comprise an electronic community independent of any other. So in order for the story to be considered obscene, you would have to prove that the majority of us see it that way. And as plenty of folks have already pointed out, while it might not be to their personal taste they don't consider it to be obscene. Considering there are in things in printed, dead-tree books that are equally as bad or worse, I think we're rather safe. Either way, got my support!

Well, true...if it wasn't for the geeks running around with everything from katanas to SoBe bottles, the jocks using trashcans and super glue, the cheerleaders running around with grade A narcotics, the other cheerleaders running around with a pet black bear...

Hahahaha, its more a crack fic than anything else - as in I must have been on crack when I wrote it. The plot lines vary, but admittedly center around geek/jock rivalries... Ah well, my first effort, so one worth criticizing, if nothing else.

What about teens dealing with real world problems? I wrote a high school fic that kind of...evolved. By the time it was done, there'd been kidnappings, date rape, the NSA was involved... http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544194562

Heh, its not even a "freaky" thing as far as I can tell. One of the key factors when trying to determine the emotional impact of sex is the enjoyment of both parties. The majority of the people I've talked with have said that they enjoy it more when the other person is enjoying themselves as well. So for the guy to be taking some active level of participation with the girl is a good sign to both of them. Whether that's being intimimate or domineering or what, it doesn't really matter, as long as he's showing that he's interested in her and the proceedings both. Its also one of the reasons why talking dirty is so much fun for some people, is because it involves both parties. If the guy is really not interested, and is just trying to get off, then what he'd probably do is finger her just long enough to make sure she's kind of wet, stick it in, blow his load, and climb off. Wham, bam, not even a "Thank you ma'am."

That really depends on the girl in question, really. I know several who would not only actually enjoy that, but would take it as a sign that the guy was trying to show them a good time.

Ummm.... I'm not Solaris...

Both? On one hand, it does help with the angle of penetration, and the other it does provide a sense of closeness. It depends more on what the guy is doing while he holds her. If he's just sort of gripping her to him its less making love and more fucking. If he's nuzzling her, nipping at her ears, teasing her neck, etc. its more a matter of affection and involvement, because he's doing every thing he can to please her. Does that make sense?

Heh. Writing and drawing, its all the same. Derive all you wish, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. But copy and perish in flames and agony, for that is the fate that awaits those who take the credit of others.