foeofthelance

A story is a story, first and foremost. Whether it is good, bad, or horribly entertaining depends entirely on the author and their skill at story telling. A deconstructing story, one that assumes the standards of its genre and breaks them, is absolutely no different in this regards. For a point of comparison, take Neon Genesis Evangelion and Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan. Both are very popular giant robot shows by the studio Gainax, and both exploit some of the same tropes. That said, Evangelion is one of the single most depressing and sadistic animes in existence, while Gurren Laggan attempts to redefine the word awesome every five minutes and generally succeeds. They are different stories, told in different methods, with a few commonalities. That is all. if someone doesn't handle how one story is told, then they should simply find a different story.

Awww, thanks Apollo. Good to know that even if a guy disappears for half a year you're still thinking about him!

Geeze, a guy takes a little siesta and everything changes on him! Ah well, at least its still active, and I seem to still be in charge of the forum orgy, so maybe I should do some recruiting for that... Hello folks, and how have things been?

He was passing depictions of children having sex through the US post office. Collector or not, people tend to frown on that sort of thing. The fact he is a collector and not actually exclusive to the material is probably what persuaded the judge to give him the lighter end of the sentence. Not for nothing, but if you have to break the law to fill out your collection, you're probably doing something wrong.

Ehhh... Its lolicon. I know, I know, censorship bad, art and words not the same things as pics and words, but still. It does require a certain attraction in the first place, unless it was part of a larger anthology. (That I have seen before. There are hentai anthologies posted with the regularness of Shonen Jump which incorporate just as varied stories.)

Its the Government, they try to censor anything they can get away with. Its only when enough people put up a stink that they don't.

Ah, I thought you were mixing the two.

Hey, Keith is still here? Cool! Hey Keith! How's the Bible been treatin' you?

Place has changed since the last time I was here. Ah well, Uncle Fester is back! Roll Call!

Dark, this is a adult fan fiction site! How could you possibly forget about Rule 34? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main...rom=Main.Rule34 'Sides, muscular as she is, the Aunt is hot. If the Niece has a passing resemblence, then she's hot too. And, failing that, we can market it as a softcore BDSM flick. Or something like that. Give me a bit and I'll pass it on to my marketing folks...

If she looks anything like her aunt, you are a very lucky bastard. And besides, why not just ask her to join you and her aunt for a threesome? If this works, the voyeur in me demands video!

Dark, first you have a woman asking you your preferences so that she could arrange a threesome for you? Now you've got ahot chick who wants to screw you and you're going to get paid for it? I'd say I'd kill for your problems, but I'm sure there's got to be a catch to this somewhere....

Exactly! Wait, what? (This from the guy handing out dating applications for his friend over the internet!)

So? She's also wearing what looks like an Israeli airforce top and has a camo jacket on the door, and enough muscle on her arms to end most fights. If you're not intimidated by any of that, whats a few years extra?

That...looks like a definite case for body paint to be honest. So it depends on what Con you're going to, most of the one's I've been to would make you put something on. Bare breasts generally cause problemsfor them, at least legally. Just a fair warning. As for the priestess pants...try to find an ethnic clothes store, or search the internet. The lace idea might work, if you took a light blue leotard or something and glued it on over that...

Yeah, why not? Admittedly, I think she'd look better if she let her hair down and dumped the glasses (and maybe the earrings. Not a big fan of hoops being in my when I'm trying to nibble) but those are all personal opinions anyway.

Because the Japanese approach to nudity, especially in a group bath atmosphere, is something most Americans have never encountered and thus aren't very comfortable with. For all that we are today, we were founded by a bunch of Puritans, and that comes back a lot when things from different cultures get introduced to ours. Interestingly, you tend to see a backlash against the censorship, as people don't want watered down entertainment, they want the original material. So while adults are freaking out over a bare ass on NYPD Blue or a nipple slip in the Superbowl (though admittedly, that had to have been planned, which means they knew they were breaking the rules. Why else the star?) while the younger generation is watching imported animation, which almost always features a group bath scene somewhere along the line. "Sneaking over the girl's side" is the Japanese equivalent of the panty raid, just with bare flesh instead of women's underwear.

Look up Heinlein's The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress. The Lunar society had polygamous couples, with a matriarchal bent. After all, you could always prove who a child's mother was, but the father could be anyone. (Not really, but close enough.) Adding a new member to the family was a joint decision, with the female side ruling. There's polygamy in a lot of Heinlein's stories, actually, but it generally comes down to "Why should we limit ourselves to one person when it comes to love?" rather than "Look at my five wife status symbol!"

Alas, for the time before time when replies came three to an hour instead of one to three days... Uncle Fester hell, I'm an old dinosaur.

Opium, actually. Of the bits I've actually managed to confirm? She met the guy of her life in a bookstore, procceeded to get trained as a bondage slave by him, only for him to die of a heroine overdose, which his parents blamed her for, so she didn't get to attend the funeral. Then met another guy, got engaged to him, got raped by him, broke it off and then proceeded to miscarry the child from the rape. Shortly after this, she managed to graduate highschool. She then proceeded to get engaged again, broke it off because the guy was an ass (this was about the time I met her) and has since gone through a series of "gentlemen" which have so far included: an army recruit who proposed to her in a cleaning solution induced haze, a guy who used her to cheat on his girlfriend, two of her friends whom almost immediately decided they were then going on to a "spirit quest" or somesuch, another guy who was so small she couldn't tell he was in until he started moving only for him to fall out and blame it on her for being "too wet". Next was the guy who blew her off four times and then asked her to wait for him while he got his career off the ground. Then the next guy also asked for time to "find himself." Now she's chasing a guy who goes to school with her best friend, and is supposedly a virgin, which would make him the third of the lot. (Tiny and the second fiancee were also virgins.) Her interests include literature, poetry, writing, punk, ska, metal (all varities), tatoos, track marks, knives, being tied up, opium, and brandy, though shots are perfectly fine as well. Anyone willing to date her must first pass the Popeye's test. The test involves attending a show at Popeyes, a local bar which is really more like a small house party, most famous for the holes in the wall where people were forcibly ejected. There is a reason we all decided we'd be more active in helping her pick out the next guy.

Um, Ghosts? Last count there were four of them she deals with on a regular basis, one of them romantically.

Actually, six and ten are really the only trick/test questions. The rest are all actual requirements to one degree or another. Though why every assumes we mean corpses with the last one, I just don't know...

Well, the Orgy Round Robin was entertaining once, the second time was kind of a flop.... Eh, damnit people, post!

So, I'm back from my wanderings of the internet. How's life folks? What'd I miss while I was away?