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You live! Welcome back, lad!
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At least for the current bit!
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Welcome back, Foe! You have been missed
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*Steps out of a smoking crater and dusts himself off* Right, that was fun in a horrible, lets never do this again sort of way. What’s next?
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Nothing like having to factory restore your laptop, only to find out at 2 AM that you’ve now lost six years of writing and renders due to things never having actually backed up to the external drive.
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I think it greatly summarizes my life that the biggest problem I’ve got at the moment is that there are plenty of college girls who want to fuck me and call me Daddy, but I can’t get a damned date with anyone my own age!
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QuoteBut I have friends ranging in age from their 20s to their 80s, because I find them interesting and because I have always thought age was largely a state of mind.
I don’t really have to grow up, do I?
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@Desiderius Price Growing up is optional, absolutely!
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I wouldn’t mind if it was an actual relationship...
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So I am beyond furious, and worse, the only thing I can think to do may make the situation entirely worse for the person who is actually being attacked.
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Story or real life?
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Real life, unfortunately. Someone is harassing a friend, and they were trying to use me as a weapon to do it
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That utterly sucks, lad, and I hear you about anything you do making it worse. Just let your friend know you have their back, as best you can.
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“You’re such a good writer, I’d swer you’re a rapist!”
Yeah, fuck you too.
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That’s the requirement? No wonder the old Fat Albert books were so unputdownable.
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Take it as a badge of honor as we can really screw our characters
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I wasn't aware that "swer" was a word. They're so good with words, I bet they need to turn their spell-checker on.
That is such a short comment to have not caught the missing letter in "swear" before posting. I agree with Des; take that comment as a badge of honor. 
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Do not piss off the indie authors, for we are legion and write better than your average complaint.
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Having broken the $10 mark on BN.com, I can officially add "Paid author" to the resume. I think, technically, this puts me at Z list status. Y status here we come!
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Congrats! I’m hanging there with you on the Z list, it’s good times.
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Now if you’d put the book up on Amazon, I could even buy it…
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Damn it, that reminds me! T-shirts!
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Now to see how long it takes for All State to cough up for the rental...
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Heh, that’s very much the idea. And depending on how co-operative they are is going to determine whether or not I keep E-surance after this. Because I’m sorry, but my monthly payment on the car is something like $89 at this point. So why they want $220 for insurance...
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Dear gods. That’s monthly for the insurance???
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Yup. And E-Surance is a product of Allstate. So if Allstate gets squirrely, I’m dumping Allstate.
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A long time ago, a time when the internet still howled through dial up and cell phones weighed as much as a small child, I wrote a story called the Cheerleaders. As with many things on the internet from that long bygone era, it has since vanished into digital oblivion. But now the The Cheerleaders are back, better written, but still having just as much sex! The first offering in this ongoing serial is available for sale now from BN.com, with Amazon soon to follow! Find it at: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-cheerleaders-f-thelance/1126443845?ean=2940157427368
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Heh, you know, at some point I should go back to this story...
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Hi,
Am I permanently banned from the Chat Room this time? I just want to know…
Chris
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Synonyms and cool circumlocutions for "tentacle"
foeofthelance replied to julpups's topic in Writers' Corner
If its a plant monster, why not just call them vines? -
Do you worry about your stories being “AUed”?
foeofthelance replied to GeorgeGlass's topic in Writers' Corner
At this point, I think at least two of my stories are AUs of one of my other stories, so if I am worried, its a self inflicted wound. -
...make for wonderful targets?
