I am no longer allowed to plot to force redsliver into said machine and make him watch Sense and Sensibility til he cries if he takes me to see Snakes on a Plane.
^ knows that "soda" is too snobby.
< Can't afford brand name pop. All my money is going into renovating (which is the real reason for the squalor)
V Thinks the word "squalor" is funny but doesn't know why