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What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.” What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chi
Wilde_Guess and 4 others reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update
What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.” What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chipotles in a dildo.” Even my grocery list is not safe.5 points -
The great thing about writing Star Trek fanfic is that there’s almost nothing canon a
Wilde_Guess and 3 others reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update
The great thing about writing Star Trek fanfic is that there’s almost nothing canon about Vulcan and Orion genitalia, so you can pretty much make their bits work however you want.4 points -
Never trust any book with a tagline or summary of this would make Lovecraft scared. L
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Never trust any book with a tagline or summary of this would make Lovecraft scared. Lovecraft is not a viable reference of fear. Man was afraid of Penguins, Air Conditioners and the Welsh.4 points -
I’ll be heading off tomorrow for my holiday. I’ll be landing back in Australia on 15
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I’ll be heading off tomorrow for my holiday. I’ll be landing back in Australia on 15th September local. Try to keep the place tidy while I’m gone.2 points