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This is a job... for COSMO: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a6896/cervical-orgasm-guide/ Anything beyond that is gonna be, from your male perspective, like putting your balls in a mincer and slowly turning the handle while listening to a deaf guy whistle. As for the horror story, fuck it, just shove it right through there and make a point of noting the blood and agony and pissing self with excruciating pain. It's all good. ...What? I'm JayDee, damn it...