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So yesterday I knitted a bobble hat for the dog. You can’t tell, but she’s really impressed.

I haven’t been here in years… time to come back and spread a little….cheer..

btw, 5 metres is about 16 feet. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36573623

This article is the most Australian thing I’ve ever read. XD

Okay. Well, i can offer: giants keeping humans: Temp Work (Beanstalk giant grabs a woman to do his housework) http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600108194 Smitten Kitten (space alien giants use Earth as a pet store/petting zoo) http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102323 Take Me To The Clouds (beanstalk giants keephumans as pets) http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600092499 Snowflake (Earthling woman falls through a wormhole, ends up on a planet where the humans are small, feral creatures, the giants have all the culture and tech, keeping some humans as pets): http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091447 Stopover in a litte louder town (sequel to the Twilight Zone episode, A Quiet Little Town, where really huge space alien giants keep human pets in a town playset): http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094720 Protected (Land of the giants fanfic, an SID agent ends up in charge of a wounded human to nurse back to health) http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600099130 Humans with naturally tiny pets: Carnival Mirrors: Star Trek fanfiction in the Mirror Universe, the Imperial Enterprise exploits some tiny humanoids: http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095129 Humans with shrunken humans: Land of the Sylphs: A magic event caused a certain percentage of the people on Earth to shrink. The remaining, unaffected humans lost their shit. The fear reaction was to decide that shrunken people are not human and classified as exotic pets: Several stories from this world; http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094416 Annie’s Stories: A particular set of characters in the Sylph world, Annie and her owner: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600099534 Tammy and Cruiser: A different slice of the Sylph world: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102233 Corsicanthrax: From Monty Python and hte Holy Grail, the women at Anthrax Castle suffer some shrinking. Not all of them, just a few, wiggly giggly maidens become too small for their naughty underwear: http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095284 The Figure: A guy painting figures in the back of a games store imagines one of the figures is his girlfriend….http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544202746 Coupled: A woman is shrunk to take home and be put in a hamster cage http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544202747 Dolly: The college coed was kidnapped for an experiment, and the shrinking formula worked. The counter-agent didn’t, though… Well, the kids have a new pet, then: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544203478 Snake Woman: Fay wants a new pet, but a unique one. So she finds a strange little man in a strange little shop with strange little cages….http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544203936 When Atlantis Sank: All the successful slavers are making money with giant slaves, giant-giant gladiators, what’s a competitor to do? http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091434 After Dark: He thought he was doing the poor little blind woman a favor by taking her home as a pet http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094001 Van Girl: Bored socialite has been shrinking cars and making funny dioramas out of them. THen she realizes she could shrink the girl driving the van she wanted...http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096703 Her first one: Man and wife witches learn to kidnap people and keep them as pets. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600101026 Haughty Hottie: Beanstalk giant girls shrink themselves to infiltrate the human world and pick some pet humans to bring home. Too bad they accidentally overdose the shrinking…. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600103546 Gifted: Picked up at an office Xmas party, things get a little weird http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600103546 Come on out: Teenaged boys get access to a shrink ray and find a young woman attractive. They take her home for fun, games, more fun. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600107278 The Prison Stone: A D&D setting, a magic ring, a sexy thief, and a strange side effect makes for an interesting toy...http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600089794

Drop bears are bears that drop onto your head from trees. They're real, honest!

Ohhhhhhhhh, a real snake....

... I'm afraid to Google DropBears... LOLOL

I wouldn't worry, you'll probably be fine.

Probably goes up to like 83/17 in favor of killing you, if you add in the DropBears... Those guys are just brutal...

XD "50/50"

Oh come on, the chances of the wildlife killing you is no worse than 50/50 lol

Aaand another reason why I won't go to Australia; thanks for that! LOL

She suspects the snake had been living in her ceiling for years though, so I actually suspect it's a wild python.

Looks like someone let him loose after he got too big as a pet