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  1. Isn’t it great? That’s a thing I love about AFF, you can be in some random subdomain (in my case I had been checking a detail on one my own stories under the paranormal > general catagory and clicked general at the top and saw this’n, since it’s the most recent story, sat right about You!) and find something awesome. This story is so gloriously crazy it works! In case anyone here is wondering why I haven’t posted promos for your stories I’ve gushed over it’s because you’re here and can do yer own you lazy bums, but this author isn’t on the forum. I don’t think. Tbh I didn’t check. Possibly they’ve posted more times than anyone and I just didn’t see the threads. I forget where I was going with this.
  2. I see from this post it is allowed to promote stories by other writers here, so that’s what this is. I read the above story and it’s brilliant, but very under-viewed probably as a result of the domain, and I hoped some of y’all might check it out and read it too – Author: ScienceofPorn Title: Djinny’s Psycho Sex Circus Summary: A circus manager unwittingly releases a powerful and demented female djinn (genie) who turns his carnival act into a colorful nightmare of magic, freaks, and sexual deviancy. Feedback: Has anybody ever said “Hey, I’m promoting this story but don’t give me feedback IDGAF?” that said, Don’t know. Fandom: Original paranormal wacky hilarious cartoonish super porn Pairing: Couple OCs. One of them is a genie. Her nipples can talk. Warnings: BMod Dom Exhib Fet Fingering Fist HJ Hum MF Oral Other SandM SH TF Toys Violence WIP Solo story or chaptered story: They’ve got part 1 up so far URL: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600109149 So go ahead, read it and review it. Please. And thank you. Now over to Gail with the weather.
  3. Got some tasty looking pies there, for sure. And Scotch eggs! Always appreciated, those.
  4. In June 2008 a guy emailed to ask if he could write a sequel to my gorefest Whore of Heaven, and today I got an email with chapter 1 and it’s so, so good. Really good writing. I have my fingers crossed they continue it and share it so y’all can read it too. It’s gonna be about evil getting a sound defeat so it’s already a lot different tone to the original. 

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Try telling that to Anne Rice!

    3. swirlingdoubt

      swirlingdoubt

      Anne Rice has no room to complain. When you start earning royalties on the fanfiction then you’ve made it. :lol: 

      That is a high compliment to have a good writer adapt your work! Funny how it took 10 years to see it, though. Mysterious. :alien:

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      To be fair, 10 years is probably a reasonable time to take to get over being exposed to one of my less socially acceptable stories.

  5. Chummy will get her orgasms. All of them. It’s only fair Just not yet. Thanks again for your support with it. What gets me is it’s 7 years or so since we were doing all of those prompts, week in, week out, no matter how hard they were. 7 years! Time just rolls on by. I’ve had some really hectic months and years since then, and I miss hitting that target every week. Always worth trying a pie shop! Do they do the meat pie floaters? Kinda sound like something out of It.
  6. I’m sorry to disappoint and say that I don’t accept commissions, and it’s not just because AFF has a rule against them. Although that’s part of it. I have always been fuck awful with deadlines, and variable in quality and never felt that taking money for my original writing would be fair, nevermind abusing someone else’s intellectual property for gain (instead of for shits and giggles as with my freely produced fanfic). I’m sure you can find an author with higher self-regard and no moral qualms to do it outside AFF. Probably even inside AFF if the mods aren’t looking. On the free request front I’m afraid I’m too busy to start on Lady Grantham filth at the moment (although I’m sure O’Brien getting a firm bare bottomed spanking from her Ladyship would have gone down well with prime time audiences)– If you have specific ideas for a Downton Abbey story I would suggest starting a thread in the TV challenges/requests subforum and seeing if anybody is able to take ‘em. It does happen. Occasionally. On the plus side, there’s going to be more bicycle riding in part 3 of Corrupt the Midwife! Thank you for your review! It’s a quality bike that is, none of your cheap rubbish. Cobbled streets, gyroscopic-like ability to stay upright, and a saddle that seemingly self adjusts for the rider are just the ticket to get a well bred midwife dripping like a fucked fridge, as the poet chappy has it. There’s a physical influence on Chummy – the riding is getting her body aroused which in turn has a distracting impact on her mind. It’s not meant to be mind control, free will is important for what’s happening, she has to make choices, like the choice to respond to kissing, and to go along with Jenny’s sudden sexual advances – but it’s all visions in her mind, sort of like showing her her possibilities, testing how she reacts while physically aroused and faced with willing offers and of course building her long repressed lusts to the old fever pitch but with orgasm denial. Sort of like a lucid dream where if she cottons on to it being a dream she can be more actively in control. She could be keener to ask questions during the next erotic reverie, and probably actively angry during a third, perhaps suggesting that whatever’s behind it is somewhat lacking in direct experience at the corruption gig. Bit new to the role. No doubt Chummy’s heightened-lust fuelled imagination is focussing on other midwives due to mining Chummy’s half forgotten teenage dreams about girls from her school. And not just because I fancied writing femmeslash. Ok, mostly that. She definitely has a good imagination, I’d say. I might change the last line of dialogue in the dreamstate though. It’s supposed to indicate Chummy being ‘woken’ before she gets off (the orgasm denial thing), not that it was being directed, but I don’t think the intent is clear. Definitely one of the bits I’m not entirely happy with in part 2, and generally I’m finding it tough going pulling the overriding ideas into a coherant whole that makes sense. Still, if I fuck it up with huge plot holes and the whole thing proving pointless as a plot, there’ll at least be some fair to middling bits of porn description and fun dialogue to pull out. I am trying to do each part completely in a week, a bit like the old dribs drabs prompt style (though cheating on the order of prompts and knowing what comes next). I’m really glad you’re enjoying it and finding it captivating and I hope other readers like it too! If I ever get on to do my Ball the Midwife idea, at least that one won’t be femmeslash! And I’m sure it would be better received than an epic tale of “Fred Gets Fingering”. Fingers crossed part 3 is done by next weekend! Unless I spend all my time reading other stories or get another review and ramble on like this in reply. Which could happen. Maybe. The rambling, I mean, not the review. Thank you once again for the second review, I am truly grateful.
  7. Definitely nothing obnoxious about it. A lot of folks on here love to have someone review every chapter. And come back later and re-review. Although tracking down writers in person and requesting they write a specific story while muttering about dirty birdies is a step too far. Thanks again for your interest! I had Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun in my head while I was writing, which has nothing to do with cycling at all. Well, pedal on part 3 where readers may be enlightened to know “Gosh you’re rather tight,” could just mean “You’re a bit drunk” back in ‘57 London.
  8. Corrupt the Midwife part 2 is live. Thank you for the review! Well, trying my best and I appreciate the support on this story. Only three or four more parts to finish it! I feel like I am too quite of practive with proper writing from scratch rather than my old work re-writes, I guess all skills rust if they are not getting used and creative writing is no different. This being the case, It’s not quite feeling tickety-boo for me. I tried to get it Ship-shape and Bristol fashion, and feel like it went a bit shit-shaped and borstal fashion, as they might have said in the 50s. I also kinda regret not sneaking in the 1957 Little Richard lyrics : “Jenny Jenny, ooo, Jenny Jenny, Jenny Jenny Jenny, won't you come along with me,” Still, thank you kindly again! I hope part 3 is better.
  9. JayDee

    Week 195

    Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Corrupt the Midwife - Part 2 Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Chummy x Jenny Warnings: AFFO ChallengeFic CR FF Fingering Oral
  10. Corrupt the Midwife gets a shock third review Thanks for your review! I genuinely thought it started good but didn’t keep the steam going so much, they should have gone with the old British Brevity and canned it after three or four series. Well, plus I thought Jenny and Chummy were the best characters. There was some indecency at least… Chummy did once announce “underneath this raincoat, I am practically naked.” to her nice young man. There’s not so much time for immodesty in part 2, it’s a bit fast paced and mostly in private, but part 3 is likely to have more room for dwelling on it as it’ll be covering Chummy doing her job with the side effects of the bike, as well as trying to track down some info on what’s happening. And hopefully some drunken Trixie. I hope you enjoy it when it’s posted anyway and thank you again for the review.
  11. Corrupt the Midwife Part 2 update I have finished the second draft of part 2. Needs a bit more polish and re-write and then when it goes up I’ll be sliding the story firmly over to the misc FF catagory (at least until the day when the site gets a Call the Midwife subcat!) I have decided to gratuitously cheat with the prompts, by not tackling the weeks in order. I’ll move slightly further ahead with the weeks for part 2, then back to cover more for the future parts. This is partly because the story structure they suggest to me works better with a library scene in part 3 to part 2, and while cranciform suggested something cool that goes better in part 4 than either of them. Was a bit put out to click on one prompts week, think “Those would work great!” and then realise I’d already done a prompt story for that one. I mean, I’m just amazed I am still able to write anything at all at this stage so if cheating gets it done… I mean, I still might not get it done. I’m not great at finishing stories. Part 1, posted last wednesday, 127 hits. The pitfalls of tiny fandoms! Maybe ramping up the Porn in part 2’ll spark some interest.
  12. JayDee

    Halloween Party Reviews and Replies

    “It was Samhain 1942. There was a… misunderstanding. “ “Did you know you can kill a fairy with a machine gun?”
  13. So, Dr Who made an alien race with “Mpreg where men only give birth to boys” canon. There may be fanfic repercussions on this one.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Nah, I think Orville was first although I haven’t got around to seeing that yet, heard it was pretty good tho! Of course, Red Dwarf had canon Mpreg back in the 1980s in terms of sci fi TV and there’s even earlier.

      Skin stre… Lady Cassandra? Hey, not to blow my own trumpet but I wrote Lady Cassandra porn on this very site. Oh. Guess I did blow it :D

    3. swirlingdoubt

      swirlingdoubt

      Of course you did. :wacko:

      And yes, you need to see The Orville. A lady gets it on with Slimer. I mean, pretty much.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      I don’t have any streaming services, so tend to wait for cheap second hand DVDs for anything that hasn’t been on normal TV in my country. I will definitely try and see it tho’

  14. JayDee

    Halloween Party Reviews and Replies

    Flame Grilled Elves: Crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Edit – Just BW’s to read now! I am going to re-read Feed the Land first (forum posted review here :p!) and then read The Price of the Land which I seem to have missed from being a bit busy last year, and then read the new part. Looking back at 2015 and even 2017 it’s interesting to remember users that come and step back. I do it myself regularly.
  15. Y’ever worry that after you leave a review someone’s gonna check out what you’ve written yourself and then decide humanity is beyond redemption and set out to destory us all?

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Given the rarity of reviews, I think it’s much more likely they’re rejoicing that they got a review.

    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Ahh, well, I suppose on AFF that is more likely the case.

    3. swirlingdoubt

      swirlingdoubt

      I think that is your problem. :P