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  1. JayDee

    Title Help

    I really like @CloverReef “Hug it out” idea. It sounds like something the parent would actually say but totally fits the nature of the story idea.
  2. JayDee

    Ncis filter

    It’s not perfect but it can be effective. Sometimes. Well, once. Maybe.
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    Ncis filter

    In the meantime, just abuse google search like this!
  4. The latest firefox update has added “firefox monitor” that gives a notification message about adultfanfiction and a data breach in 2018. Hopefully won’t deter too many users!

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    2. InBrightestDay



      Maybe the reason I’m convinced there’s no nasty people on the forum is that I am the nasty person.

      No you’re not.  I’ve given you a lot of opportunities to make jokes at my expense or insult me, and you haven’t done so.  As for accidental awkwardness, I do that all the time.

      Speaking of which…


      I’ll also say that the majority by far of the “Oh, gods, delete my account now, man!” emails I got were from readers only, not writers.

      I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to annoy you, BronxWench.  I was just trying to make a guess based on my own personal experience.  As it happens, I’m honestly not even sure why you’d need an account just for reading (unless you’re really dedicated to reviewing stories that don’t allow anonymous reviews).  Again, sorry if I bothered you.

    3. JayDee


      You can tell if you’ve really upset BronxWench around the time a Banshee begins shrieking on your roof.

    4. BronxWench



      I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to annoy you, BronxWench.  I was just trying to make a guess based on my own personal experience.  As it happens, I’m honestly not even sure why you’d need an account just for reading (unless you’re really dedicated to reviewing stories that don’t allow anonymous reviews).  Again, sorry if I bothered you.

      I’m not upset at you at all! Sorry if it seemed that way, but it was one of those things last year that was endlessly frustrating. In the scheme of things, it wasn’t a big deal although we had a few people who wanted to make it more than it was. Quite frankly, I was a LOT more worried about the big players—Equifax, banks, phone companies—because those guys DO have data on me. AFF is not in possession of any information that will lead back to me without some effort, and even then, I’m not all that worried about people knowing where I play and read. I’m too damned old to care what they think about me. :lol: 

  5. Am back in a “can’t finish anything” phase. Which may be for the best after finishing Pregnant in Alabama.

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    2. JayDee


      Thank you for the offer! I won’t risk the wrath of SWP1 by delaying you from your own work though :p

      I’m sure I’ll get back into it at some point. I have done in the past!

    3. Thundercloud


      Considering the news about the woman charged with murder after getting shot in the belly it is clear your Pregnant in Alabama was not scary enough compared to reality…

      Actually I think you should worry less about lack of progress now and instead feel proud about the remarkable many good stories you have finished so far this year. You have delivered lots of quality stuff and it is given that you cannot keep that pace forever. Keep looking for inspiration and things will start to fit together again.

      I would love chatting about story ideas if it helps your story muse going again, but it will probably need to be a bit later. Currently the family is packing for the two week trip and I will have limited internet and less private space than normal for a while.

    4. JayDee


      Oh, man, that poor woman. She has all the horror of losing her baby and getting over that, and then they arrest her. Some real animals walking around calling themselves lawmakers out there. :no:

      I have the ideas, I know what I want to do, I just can’t seem to get it written down. But thanks, I guess I did do some good stuff this year, maybe it’s not so bad having another break!

      I hope that trip goes well for the family there – I’m off on a bit of one myself for a few days the week after next and will be short of internet connection too! :)

  6. JayDee

    what do you call it?

    They said the same thing to Ophelia, look how that turned out!
  7. JayDee

    what do you call it?

    North Dakota?
  8. If it’s a snuff fic, then Deathstalker’s Hard to Breathe? DS took his remaining stories down from AFF a while ago.
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    JayDee's Review Reply Thread (Games)

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    JayDee's Review Reply Thread (Games)

    Reds Under The Flower Bed is one of my oldest stories writing as JayDee – it was one of the first I loaded to AFF, back before I took my stories down and and then re-loaded a bunch on the same day in 2007. Near the start it says “Additional Credit: The idea for this came from an internet discussion with reikorikku and Deathstalker.” I no longer have any recollection of the discussion, and it even has the old story codes for using other than on AFF at the start. Ayy. It's short and unpleasant, like hungover toad. ...and now I remember the discussion a little. I’m 99% it included “Hey, I wonder what lines I could put in that would really get Godawful Fanfiction users spitting feathers?” Thanks for your review! I just had a quick scroll down it and I couldn’t face reading the fucking thing again, so good for you on managing it. ...hearing Toad say that would be just about the funniest thing ever written. In isolation, it's hilarious, complete with a mental image of Toad with a hammer and sickle flag appearing behind him and the Soviet national anthem blasting in the background. In context, though... As usual, you have a serious talent for giving the reader just the right sensory details to perfectly communicate pain, and there is actually something deeply unsettling about brutal murder taking place while happy music plays and the torturer features a happy, childlike smile. It was likely intended to be funny, and sometimes it can work for dark comedy, but there's also something kind of Orwellian about it. I think it was intended to be a trollfic originally, when it went on the grey archive. Then I think I posted it here because, fuck it, some folks like it. I have no such excuse for my later Piranha Plant snuff flashfic, Phytoerotic Asphyxiation. I mean, an actual communist revolution would be pretty bloody in Mushroom Kingdom – no wonder they took Koopa and co out as well! I haven’t played any lately. Most recent one I owned was Mario 64, which was a heck of a lot of fun but, what 20 years ago? The old NES ones were great fun in the late 80s/early 90s for little kids. Hard though. Yeah, absolutely have a lot less character establishment with fanfic, because you figure the fans know ‘em! But also with it being one of my earliest snuff fics I guess I just didn’t have a lot to work into it. Hell, I’d wonder why someone who did like snuff bothered. I couldn’t do more’n skim it. I bet about now you’re wishing you had continued not remembering it? I guess it all worked out in the end, as if you hadn’t gone for it we wouldn’t be getting The Woman In The Statue! The angel did come out of it not entirely broken thanks to you Thank you again for this unexpected review! I appreciate it.
  11. JayDee

    Pippychick Original Fiction Review Responses

    “Hey sis! How’d it go with that new girl?” “I hoped her touch would be amazing because she’s a musician.” “And?” “She only plays the theremin.”
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    Throw your ideas in here!

    Thomas the Rimmer – a re-telling of the ballard of Thomas the Rhymer where the Queen of Elfland gets her asshole licked a lot.
  13. Mike Rapes A Dyke is in a lot of ways the least defensible thing I’ve ever written in terms of themes and content. On the other hand, it gave us Declan who gets a nice minor role in Twinpregnation so maybe it’s not all bad. Thank you for this review! It’s always cool getting reviews for the old stuff/ Michael is one of the biggest pieces of shit I ever wrote. I always intended to do more stories with him, but never got around it. There isn’t really anybody related to him who isn’t a piece of shit either, except for his poor brother and sister in law. At least with decent parents the baby might grow up ok. If the girlfriend hadn’t cheated on her she might never have got in that situation. Bad business all round. Lily appeared in a part of a later story having made a deal with a demon to use her inventiveness to punish more minor demons so she’s definitely lacking in some innocence… She definitely didn’t deserve it tho really. I totally get where you’re coming from tho! Haha! Guy’s boasting about his junk there Nah, they’re just Declan’s Irish Mafia associates. Sure they’ll make you an offer ye can’t refuse. It’ll be grand. Thanks for the review! I appreciate it. I’ll re-read Mia’s new part later and post a review for that S’a quality story that one.
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    George Glass' Review Responses -- Original Fiction

    “Hi, we’re a coach full of horny models who don’t believe in birth control. Would you like to come and ride with us?” ~Mia: Cum and Cum ‘er edition...
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    JayDee's Review Reply Thread (Games)

    That would be a fair reaction.