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  1. JayDee

    Halloween Party 2020!

    Awesome! I am going to hold off starting reading and reviewing until either Halloween or until mine is finished, whichever comes first, but it sounds like a good’n.
  2. JayDee

    Halloween Party 2020!

    I asked if I could get the Nintendo Seal of Approval on mine. Went all the way to Kyoto. Thirty seconds later they sent Toad. Got the shit kicked out of me by a three foot tall ambulatory mushroom. Barely made it out alive. So, yeah, only 70% done here and no guarantees. I need to re-write the ending and try to make the one sex scene at least slightly appealing. No joke, it may be unintentionally the least erotic thing I’ve ever written. And I did Spyro porn.
  3. JayDee

    Halloween Party 2020!

    Finished a first draft! I’m hoping to find the motivation to edit and polish and upgrade it from “painful to read” to “not fuckawful.” The blood isn’t bloody enough too. Surprised myself getting this far with it really.
  4. JayDee

    InBrightestDay's (Originals) Review Reply & Discussion Thread

    I am serious. And you can call me Shirley if you want. Luzurial: “75 years ago I rolled a lot of nat 1s.” She’d be an amoral attorney down in California. Probably mostly defending Janet. “This allegation that my client unleashed a tentacle monster on the school swim meet after some of the athletes bullied her son is preposterous. They were probably just using drugs!” Let him crossdress for a christmas story. Cole in stockings isn’t always a bad thing. Just me then… Chekov’s needle! If Great vengeance and furious anger isn’t in the job description then it ought to be. CS Lewis: “Except Susan, though. ‘cos fuck her.” No, I see it, you have that pretty much all the way through. Not long now… I’m sure it’ll be great! I wish I had your ability to finish stories people want to read!
  5. JayDee

    Possible bug with author

    I don’t think it’s an orphaned story as it’s only posted today but I just noticed on the front page of the Originals archive is a story ‘The expatriates part 1’ which no author listed? Not sure if bug or something else!
  6. JayDee

    InBrightestDay's (Originals) Review Reply & Discussion Thread

    Good Luck. We’re all counting on you.
  7. JayDee

    Halloween Party 2020!

    It’s now Thursday and I’ve spent two hours looking at the document and failing to write anymore. At least I’ll be in for the reviews on you folks tho!
  8. JayDee

    Halloween Party 2020!

    So. Sooo. Ages ago I did this flashfic, called Reststop. While the evidence shows I’m pretty much willing to post any old shit , especially as flashfics, It didn’t work for me as a story. Some nice bits of description but the character felt wrong. I showed it to InBrightestDay one time and got the suggestion back that it’d work better with another of my characters – which made a ton of sense - and a great point about silent hunting. I figured well, maybe I could do the needed re-write and submit it for Halloween after all. Then I re-read it and realised it’d need a lot more than just some name swaps, so I threw away 90% of it, started writing again and got about 2400 words down. I don’t know if I’ll finish it, never mind finish it for Halloween, but if I do I’m submitting it for the Halloween party this year. I mean, most of it is confusing drivel but there’s one bit I have in my head that if I can get it written down will be pretty awesome and nicely horror-like gory.
  9. JayDee

    Throw your ideas in here!

    It’s October again. So here we go. There’s a gorgon with an eye defect. She only turns statues to cheese instead of stone. A food critic says her cheese is bland. She turns him to cheese. This plot may require the typing of cheese a lot. Also, the “Gogon Zola” pun name has already been done. ** Jenny Greenteeth visits a frankly terrified dentist. ** Deciding to seek help with his love life a young man tries to invote Aphrodite’s blessing, but messes it up and invokes Thalia, Muse of comedy instead. Cue wacky sound effects and cartoon physics in the bedroom. ** A puppy is sent to hell and all the demons are too terrified of what it must have done to go anywhere near it. ** An (entirely fictional) President dies just before an election, but his party need him alive to get a supreme court pick through what with having no faith the cunt’d be re-elected, so reanimate his corpse and then have to deal with his increasing zombie hunger as the election approaches. But, hey, at least they get to turn the place into a theocracy, right? ** A descendant of Moses uses sea parting for a marine salvage business. ** A Mother and a Crone in Trenton, New Jersey, just can’t find a Maiden anywhere. ** Atropos loses her shears and suddenly people are living forever. ** ...see you next year. Maybe.
  10. JayDee

    Halloween Party 2020!

    I probably won’t get anything written (….ever again), but I’ll try and read and review as many as I can!
  11. JayDee

    George Glass' Transparency Thread

    Belated Happy Birthday! I hope ya had a good’n.
  12. JayDee

    AFF Halloween Party 2019!

    *Residents of small Irish town begin looking very nervous*
  13. JayDee

    AFF Halloween Party 2019!

    I probably won’t get to do one! But I think I probably only ever did one anyway
  14. I feel like Wet Ass-Pussy is a term that’s appeared in some of the more anatomically improbable yaoi works.

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    2. JayDee


      The Great Mystery of the Self-Lubricating Anus. Does often appear in stories in when Men are Impregnated and Ass Babies are delivered with all due ceremony. Like that one I never got around to writing where Gabriel was distracted by a demon on his way to give his message, got extremely drunk talking about old pre-fall times, and ended up giving his message to Joseph instead. I mean, definite proof of a miracle there.

    3. InvidiaRed


      I’m assuming its part wish fulfillment cause lube needs to enter the equation at some point.

    4. JayDee


      Never mind the equation, it needs to enter the asshole!

  15. JayDee

    George Glass' Review Responses -- Original Fiction

    Hey George! I’m gonna skip the little sister chapter (chapters?) of Wishful for me own personal reasons and local legal wossnames but I hope to get back and read more on the later chapters. It’s been great so far and I figure I’ve picked up the deal with Valerius from the comments here.