pittwitch

*gulps*

::rubs hands in glee::

Religious freedom! Religious freedom! I'm allowed to bake whatever I want!

Hansel and Gretel?? Where??

Will mine fit as well?

can I help? I'll bring a pickaxe...cold ground is HARD.

YOU guys are GREAT! Love ya all!

~vents frustrations on PW~

lol your a twilight vampire haha

You'll have to beat off teenage girls with a stick!

Those are among the only muscle pulls worth getting!

I love friends who make you remember how hard you can laugh!

Raises a glass!

Whiskey... definitely whiskey...

I vote for the Xanax!!

Oh, SK's idea about cookies that burst into flames is pretty awesome. Imagine how you could "take care of your family issues" with them.

Basically, you'd need to carmelize the insides to hold some high-proof liquor and then somehow use wintergreen Lifesavers as an ignition source (since they spark when crunched).

I'll start typing a letter to Alton Brown for some thoughts on that.

LOL FS! If only I could wreak mayhem via cookie!

If you figure out a way to do just that, do share!

Hopefully you'll get some; and at the very least I wish that no one gives you any *whine*, hot or otherwise, for at least a few days.

I have mulling spices, you provide the wine?

If you put a game controller on it, it would magically become visible.

you could feed a lot of Irish people with fifty pounds of potatoes

selective blindness this time...to avoid peeling 'em I expect.

I'll be right there with the caramel mocchiata!

Think of all the good karma you collect for this! ::grins::

Where do I cash in that karma?

*celebrates* The torture is almost over!

According to my rough calculations, that means about 64 stories from now you and the staff will hunt me down and put me out of your misery.

LOL -- it's much easier wading now that I'm into the more current stories. No misery, just finding time to read!

I would kill to work at home, I would just stay in my PJ's all day....

I wish you luck PW!

we got snow today too, and it's even sticking!!

Just tell yourself the kids are back in school tomorrow...

I hate when that happens. I don't know if it's worse to wake up or go to bed stressed though...

Thanks all -- today was much better except for the white covering over everything in sight! First Snow! Wheeee! Crazy drivers! Here I come!

Woot! Congrats!

AWESOME! Congrats to your nephew!

If you can, next time just listen patiently with "uh-hmm" and "yes?" here and there. Then after they're done explaining just ask, "So how are you going to handle this problem?"

Well, it's worth a try. Good luck in any case.

I've now unplugged the phone.

Yay!! Smart plan PW

LOL! I've been approached to teach adult ed Spanish ... no whips, yet.

"Vagina is pronounced 'vah-hee-nah' students."

Just be careful with the pictures! >P

Oddly enough, I was going to suggest English and writing tutoring for school kids (or whomever). That's actually not such a bad start, especially since you'll have students who are motivated to learn.

I hope it turns into something viable and helpful.

Wooo wooo that is happiness found.

That is, in fact, the true meaning of happiness.

hehe, I make my boys run linux on their OWN computer

I am considering investing in a dedicated gaming computer to keep him from killing mine, or anyone else's!

That is so wise. I make the kids use their own computer, it saves a lot of strife.

"AH SHAID NOTH THO FUCH WIFF ZE DOCTHAH."

LOL! Now add a thick accent ... any brand.

Hah! So it's an *accented* mouthful of Lemon drops? >P Poor you!

No cook noodles ... not sure why but you don't have to boil them before layering in lasagna

hmmmm...I could see it if you had a press and made your own lasagna fresh, layered the pan and then cooked it.

Maybe some people use uncooked pasta then put it in the refrigerator for a day or two for the sauce soak into it. I'm just guessing. I do know plenty of people who make their lasagna a day ahead of time (with cooked pasta though) and then bake it the next day. (One compared it to how day-old pizza often tastes better.)

Good thing I already ate.

In that case I hope you're out enjoying the light of day ... instead of at the computer reading this reply.

Ooh, sorry.

But if it helps pass the time, I left a long-winded reply to your review on my flashfic. (Yeah, a reply thread for a flashfic may be a bit much.) http://www2.adultfanfiction.net/forum/index.php/topic/17574-a-slick-tradition-phineas-and-ferb-flashfic/

Heh, my Bart porn has Bart as an adult (as shown in several future episodes) but somewhat more psychopathic than the character oughta be... Haven't seen an episode in a while, dont think they show new ones on the non satellite channels here.

LOL -- he's on reruns here. I don't think I reached for the brain bleach for anything tagged with your name. Like I said, it's more the gawdawful word-ord glitches that cause my pain. I can read just about anything. Meant no offense JayDee, really, really!

No worries!

Oh noes!

Dumb, dumb, dumb. I'm so mad at myself. I was actually ahead for the day too. Oh well, back to the grindstone.

In the words of philsopher and retired astronaut Homer Simpson, "D'oh"

Depends on the meat. You can always braise it on the stove!

Will your stovetop work? Chili, Soup, Stew?

Reservations!