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  1. Of all the massive mistakes I've ever made in my life, I have never brought a 747 down at the wrong airport. I'm still laughing here. How in the nine Hells do you manage that?

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I want a link to this oneā€¦ seriously, guys? :D That's just beyond idiotic :D

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Doesn't help with the general public perception that flight crews are permenantly drunk off their asses!

    4. BronxWench
  2. scored triple the quantity on rhinestone for over 50% off! Ebay rocks!

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      I still say the Val Kilmer version of Doc Holliday was one of the best!

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Which is a weird thing to say about someone who was a real person, but what the hell. :D

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I totally agree with you! Casting Val Kilmer for that role was a stroke of genius!

  3. Private dance performances to cheer me up. :D

  4. Happiness is unexpectedly finding yourself home alone. Bubble bath and a beer are in order, I should think.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Indeed! :D Enjoy that!

    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Just be careful you don't confuse the two :D Enjoy, PW, and have one for me too :D

  5. *grumble* pointe shoes *grumble*

  6. more ballet auditions

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    2. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *snicker-snort* PW, are you auditioning for the lead in the Twilight Ballet? I didn't realize you'd finished writing it! ;)

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I look adorably frazzled when surrounded by half-finished tutus and pounds of rhinestones. :P

    4. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      ...and I now have a mental image of that - in your pitt witch's uniform, no less. :P

  7. too much to list here lol

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::offers whiskey, chocolate, and hugs::

  8. Got my new costume assignment - not due until MAY! I'm in shock. :P

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      LOL! I can't believe they were that organized! These must be very amazing and detailed costumes... :D

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Harem girls - couldn't find anything that was "baby" or hooker. We're (I) am modifying a catalog costume so they can flip in it. :D I may have prodded a little for an early decision.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      LOL! I don't blame you. Last minute glue gun accidents can be gruesome. ;)

  9. No, you cannot take 10 Oxy and 2 Opana a day and expect your Dr. not to call you out on that usage. :bash:

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Wow!! Might as well grow some poppy out back and be done with it, yeah?

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I thought I was going to get to use the taser again! :) These people are NUTS.

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Yeah, they are if they think that much opiate use is something that a doctor will condone. I understand about pain, but *damn*!

  10. Dangerously cranky

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::places whiskey and chocolate within reach and backs away::

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Casts glare around the room, steals whiskey and chocolate and scarfs it ALL! Mwahahahaha!

    3. Anesor

      Anesor

      Fluff a pillow, then have milk and cookie...

  11. note to self, start on page 29

  12. You kids all be careful or you'll fall off the dock! Guess who actually fell off the dock?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::pets and offers warm towel, hot fetch boi and whiskey::

  13. Verizon sucks balls, and not in the good way

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Yes, they do. I have stories I could tell...

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      No arguments here...

  14. Overwhelming urge to bash the S*&^ out of someone. Resistance is futile.

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *hands you the frying pan and ducks*

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::offers a bottle of whiskey to firm your resolve::

  15. Watermelon sherbet

  16. How the hell am I going to finish 14 new costume pieces by Saturday? Sleep is a luxury apparently.

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    2. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *makes note* I will have to remember that....

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      :P Everything is better with wine!
    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::bows to the awesome Witchy::

  17. disheartened. Interesting word to describe a current state of mind.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::hugs and offers whiskey:: We always get past these things, even when it feels like this is the last straw. Hang in there, love!

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Feeling rather like Sisyphus ATM.

    4. Anesor

      Anesor

      Well, he never had expensive professionals who'd like to help him with his task. It will come!

  18. swallowing down sheer terror as I wait for my babies to come home, together but out in a fierce thunder/hailstorm with the rookie behind the wheel. These kids wonder why I'm gray?

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    2. Lucy Ash Hawthorne
    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *buys you spa certificate for massage and so they can color your hair afterward*

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL - they made it. That was wicked hail though not as bad as a tornado. Bright sides. Look at the bright sides!

  19. steroids should be handed out with warning labels to plaster on my forehead: Stand Back! Will Attack Without Warning!

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    2. DemonsAngel

      DemonsAngel

      They should make those labels anyways o.o I know several that could use them.

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL - I'm fighting with my temper, valiantly. I only told some azzhat today that I just flat out didn't care that she couldn't get a free ride from the state for her doctor's appointment. (Was being discharged anyway.) Doc laughed at me.

    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Hey, if the boss laughs at you, then it's all good, right? :D *offers careful huggles* but feel better, dear, and I'll bring more (virtual) whiskey.

  20. Dream induced panic attacks SUCK.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Utterly agree... even worse when you wake up certain that the zombies are really inside your house... *blush*

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *hugs and passes a hot cuppa*

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      Hope yer feeling calmer now.

  21. Only two more tutus. Two more. :P

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Rhinestones... and glitter everywhere! :D

    3. LockedBox

      LockedBox

      That still seems to be two tutu's too many :P

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Total tutus equals twenty-one. :P New order for prom head piece. Custom made. Curse my hot glue talents.

  22. RIP Red Sun, you were a once for a lifetime horse. Race the angels for me.

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    2. Danyealle
    3. DemonGoddess
    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Spent the evening hours at the farm, cleaning out my stuff. She's buried between her daddy and baby brother.

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