Shinju

Alright!!! :::chucks an empty lasagna pan:::

^ doesn't know the trauma < has had to go through with everyone trying to grab her boobs.

I'm no longer aloud to go shopping for vitamins alone.

Babies come from baby trees. You grow a baby tree by planting a baby.

I'm no longer aloud to make friends using the internet.

^'s avitar looks like it is trying to grab my boobs.

Babies are ordered online, and come to life when you sprinkle them with water.

Oh God, that's the third time today! Chucks a box of stinky, rotting potatoes.

I'm sorry, but while you you were under for your routine nipple relocation surgery, we found a tumor in the libido section of your brain and had to operate. I'm afraid you can never think sexy thoughts or feel horny ever again.

I'm glad for carnival funhouses.

Guilty. If you are my boyfriend and I run out of clean undies, I"m stealing yours. G/NG: of starting a nasty rumor about somebody.

I'm so hot, the ice cream man attached a GPS tracking device to my ear so he could stay outside a ten mile radius of me at all times.

My vagina has the magical ability to transform rabbits into bananas.

Babies are brought by the milkman. That's why they always say you look like him.

I'm so hot I was declared a natural, but very sexy, disaster.

I have a magical vagina.

There's a fucking surprise! (Excuse the pun) Sometimes when I'm having sex with someone, I pretend they're someone else.

So very, very guilty for three years strait. Now just sometimes at parties. G/NG: of dropping E.

I'm so hot, when it rains I start to sizzle.

Haha, yeah, that's what I kept telling myself. I keep spending my tax stimulus money on booze.

Except for the four hours a day I now work that is so me. And I go out partying with friends once or twice a week . . . wait, I guess I do kinda have a life sometimes. If this new job works out I'm soooo gonna have actual money (as opposed to just monopoly money), so if you're ever in the area I'll buy you a beer. That goes for anyone here, so cheers!

OMG, can we go lizard hunting?!?!?

I am so hot, I have to wear sunglasses to prevent my smoldering gaze from causing people to spontaneously combust.

Guilty. Every day of my life. G/NG: of pissing on somebody's car door handle.