Desiderius Price

So, why do they even bother printing “best-by” dates for chocolate chips?  Seems rather pointless.

Tarnished Lion has 40,000 Views!

What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil).
What my phone hears: "Heckapoo," "pecapoo," "Hackaboo," "Packaboo," or "Hecka poop," depending on its mood.

YES!!!  My internet works again, how blessed.    Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage? 

YES!!!  My internet works again, how blessed.    Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage? 

Now is that time to start thinking about those Halloween one shots!

We ordered Chinese tonight, and got a broken fortune cookie. My husband’s response? “Now that’s a misfortune right there.”
 I’m choking on my chicken, people. 

Here’s a language funny.
If Tomb and Womb have the same sound
then shouldn’t bomb be pronounced Boom?

Is this validation for many of us here?

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html

“Don’t try this at home.  The police will have questions.”

“Don’t try this at home.  The police will have questions.”

75% done. Haha!

My phone now has a bilingual mode, which means that it will do predictive typing in Spanish as well as English. So I was doing a Duolingo Spanish lesson and typing “Te gusta el…?” (“Do you like…?”), and the next word it suggests is “sexo.”
Apparently, my phone thinks I’m a perv in any language. It’s right, but that’s not the point.

On this day 3 years ago, I was climbing up the Statue of Liberty.  Good times.

60% done with the revamp. Had to rewrite and shove things into book 2 and three lol
So there’s that.

Being an American, I normally prefer to use American spelling. But I just can't bring myself to write "epilog" rather than "epilogue." "Epilog" reads like the output of an '80s computer program, or maybe the men’s version of the Epilady.

That moment when you realize your potter fanfic has more posted words than JKR’s books 1-7.  Yeah, I checked--mine’s longer and this Harry’s having a worst time than canon too.

Black’s so overdone as a nefarious color choice.  In my current potter fanfic, it’s now canary yellow!  Really helps distinguish this group from the others.  (The next group in this story will be using bottle green.)

My husband today: “The United States is officially a landfill.”
Completely unprompted. I only wish I knew what was going through his head some days. 

Wishing Dirty Angel another happy birthday!  (Maybe she’ll bless AFF with a visit?)

finally got back on after being sick for a week! 

What sucks is I’m on my second power outage of the day

Like this FB meme going around.  “There are literally NO rules saying your New Year’s resolutions can’t be for evil.”

Like this FB meme going around.  “There are literally NO rules saying your New Year’s resolutions can’t be for evil.”

Happy New Year, everyone. Let’s hope 2022 will be great… in a good way.