GeorgeGlass

Things which literally never happen to me:
Hearing Nuvole Bianche without mentally melting into a blissful rapturous puddle Seeing “Woozle” snoring with his mouth open and his little tongue hanging out without snickering Smelling an old book without the urge to huff it like a lunatic regardless of who’s watching Tasting a well-prepared quality tea without being thankful for life in general Feeling Heiferlump step on me with her pointy little toes without shrieking in pain then apologizing for startling her.  

Note to self check the weather before going on the nightly jog.
Barely a mile in and I get blindsided with a duststorm. Good old AZ
Where grit and sand get into places they were never meant to go

Why have I never met a female electrician? I get that carpentry and plumbing require a certain amount of upper-body strength, but does electrical work? Or is that profession just an impenetrable boys’ club?

Why have I never met a female electrician? I get that carpentry and plumbing require a certain amount of upper-body strength, but does electrical work? Or is that profession just an impenetrable boys’ club?

Why have I never met a female electrician? I get that carpentry and plumbing require a certain amount of upper-body strength, but does electrical work? Or is that profession just an impenetrable boys’ club?

Oh, for Christ’s sake. 
Japan lifts whaling ban, as it tries to revive a dying industry

Oh, for Christ’s sake. 
Japan lifts whaling ban, as it tries to revive a dying industry

Oh, for Christ’s sake. 
Japan lifts whaling ban, as it tries to revive a dying industry

Oh, for Christ’s sake. 
Japan lifts whaling ban, as it tries to revive a dying industry

Oh, for Christ’s sake. 
Japan lifts whaling ban, as it tries to revive a dying industry

Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.

Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.

Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.

Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.

Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.

My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.

My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.

My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.

My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.

My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.

My Scrabble app does not recognize “jahoobs” as a word. Those 88 points were rightfully mine.

So, there is something very wrong with the universe when my 24-year old niece is undergoing chemo for Ewing’s sarcoma.

Have I ever mentioned how much I fucking hate cancer?

So I’m wondering: When I finish my She-Ra and the Princesses of Power fanfic (God help me), should I request a new category for it, or should I post it with the stories from the old She-Ra show? (Last post there was in 2012.)

I was reading the comments on a news article today, and someone mentioned that in Greek mythology, the male gods (chiefly Zeus) often lied for sex with women or raped them outright. Then another poster asked, “What if the version of Greek mythology that was passed down to us was the rule 34 fanfic of its time”?

As we traveled to my brother's place this morning for Thanksgiving, my wife said to every shuttle driver and airport worker, "Thank you for working today."
She's awesome.