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The great thing about writing Star Trek fanfic is that there’s almost nothing canon about Vulcan and Orion genitalia, so you can pretty much make their bits work however you want.
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Well, the only canon bit I can think of is from ST6. “Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place.” after Kirk kicked that other fellow in their “knees”.
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What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.”
What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chipotles in a dildo.”
Even my grocery list is not safe.
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Maybe the phone’s daydreaming about a bottle of Chipotle sauce being used as a dildo?
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I am now certain George’s phone has achieved a particularly salacious form of sentience. Bravo!
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Superman is now on that rather exclusive list of action movies whose best fight scene doesn't involve the main character. (The best fight being that between Mr. Terrific and Lex Luthor’s armored goons.) The only other examples I can immediately think of are both from the '80s: Total Recall, whose best fight scene is between Rachel Ticotin and Sharon Stone’s characters, and the James Bond movie The Living Daylights, which included an amazing fight between a random MI-6 agent and Necros, an assassin who strangles people with the wire from his Walkman.
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Just since Friday, my number of recommendations in the archive has shot up from 108 to 121. This is after it took me 12 years to get to 100. So either I’ve gone viral and am completely unaware of it, or there’s a bot creating accounts in the archive and favoriting me over and over for some reason.
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Yep, still 121.
Maybe there are bot accounts that haven’t tried to join the forum? Or maybe I’ve shoved my head far enough into this horse’s mouth.
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The recommendations come from the archive side of things, though, so even if the bot accounts haven’t tried to join the forum (and gotten nabbed by Melrick), they could still recommend you.
I say you take this as justly earned recognition, and enjoy it!
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Well, the number is now at 138. I really want to take the win, but 17 recommendations in 1 day seems kinda impossible. I mean, unless there’s some kind of fanfic influencer out there who’s talking me up to their thousands of followers.