BronxWench

So... no one likes Islwyn but me...? *takes the druid and sallow elf with her* Fine... we'll be... somewhere with that heavy incense and intoxicating wine if you need us...
So, I won't lie; the last chapter felt somewhat of a filler but I actually enjoyed reading about Val and Yorwrath sparring. He proved a great point; he's the one with the most experience with a sword. And sorry, BW but I also enjoyed that stabbing! Not like it really hurt him, though...
The "unicorn" was indeed a surprise unicorn, like you told us in SB! Hmm... did we take a little something from The Last Unicorn...? I loved that movie!
Anyway; this is great stuff and you guys are hilarious!

I will state, as one of the archive moderators, I rarely warn an author if the only tag missing is NoSex, just like I don't warn for a missing M/F tag if the story is in the Het subcategory. It honestly shouldn't matter, and I say that as an author as well as a moderator.
Adult fiction means a great deal more than erotica. It can mean dealing with darker themes: loss, anxiety, depression, and the like. There's no requirement that stories here have sex, and there's not even a requirement that stories contain "adult" content. Many authors come here simply because we are an actively moderated archive, and we respond to our members promptly when there is a question or an issue, such as suspected plagiarism. It makes the authors feel safe, because we care about their stories as much as they do.
There are sites that only permit erotic content. We are not one of them, and I for one am quite proud of that.

RELEASE THE MOUNTAIN TROLL!
ahhhh, what do you mean the butterflies ate the mountain troll?!?
Fine, :sigh: release the butterflies...

We have kids. It's nearly impossible to gross us out.

I think I was grossed out doubly cuz I was eating gummy body parts at the time.

Of course you were laughing, CL! Though knowing it wasn't that gross kind of warms my heart.

Okay so I read the last chapter and though it was sort of gross, it didn't make me want to puke (I was a bit disappointed because I was expecting it to be way worse than it was ). I was sort of laughing along with Yowler tbh.

ok, I just have to pipe up. I'm not even gonna remark on the fact that there's no pelvic cradle so this individual can't stand...but anal cervix...why, why would you even consider such a thing?

ok, i have no words...

Okay, so I'm not really an arachnophobe, but given the enormous spiders in Dragon Age, hells, in any D&D based fic, I'd imagine there are some out there. I just can't recall any, although I'm having a sudden urge to write something with driders...

Nice, KoKoa, usually I blame DA for the threads going off topic but congratulations, this one goes too you!
Anyway, back on topic, I've officially logged 50,207 words as of 1pm today (would have been sooner but didn't actually write anything for three days ) so I'm a wiener na na na boo boo!

DA:Origins Morrigan in her spider form also counts as giant spider.
Just throwing that out there in case anybody knows of any stories using that angle... I think Zevran would take a shot.

Okay, so I'm not really an arachnophobe, but given the enormous spiders in Dragon Age, hells, in any D&D based fic, I'd imagine there are some out there. I just can't recall any, although I'm having a sudden urge to write something with driders...

Nope, for once I'll take the high road and say nothing...and its killing me

Clearly he's wearing toe socks!

omg, dude just grab your butt and pull the wedgie out already...your distracting me

Hey, sexy lady! LOL

Currently on chapter 6, at about 22,800 words my self.

hi KoKoa, what's a nice girl like you doing in here?

Uh... would you mind if somebody was inspired by the title of your thread to write a story about a novel eating someone's brain?
Asking for a friend.
JayDee,
hoping nobody remembers they have no friends.

I need to start lurking in the threads more often...
NaNo Pen Name: J Linz
Title: It was Black Mamba but I can't get it started right so I'm switching over to my favorite genre: Anticipation
Word Count: Too embarrassing to mention... so once I hit over a thousand, then I'll update this!

Thank you! I'll keep these ideas bubbling then.

I'd love it if I inspired a story!
Especially a JayDee story! ::cackles gleefully::

I like your hips, you sexy reptile you