BronxWench

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    BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck,   
    That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy  
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, I FINALLY got the time to fix my computer issues, so I can access everything I haven’   
    I FINALLY got the time to fix my computer issues, so I can access everything I haven’t been able to for a few months.  Now to get work under control, and I’ll be golden!
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, I have never been so insulted as when a cousin brought vegan turkey to thanksgiving.   
    I have never been so insulted as when a cousin brought vegan turkey to thanksgiving. I woke up at 4 to get started and this person brings vegan turkey… And no no one is vegan in the family.
    Words were said.
     
     
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Thanksgiving turkey recap: It was tasty/delicious, didn’t bother with gravy based on   
    Thanksgiving turkey recap:  It was tasty/delicious, didn’t bother with gravy based on the QA taste test
    Being single & celebrating by myself, I opted for a turkey breast (which is less than a full bird).  Started this on Monday, when I let the thing soak in a bath of orange juice mixed with sugar, salt, & spices.  Yesterday, fired up the propane meat smoker, used cherry wood chips, let it sit for four hours inside.  (Also had some chicken thighs along for extra meat to enjoy later.)  Only mistake, didn’t fully dump all the OJ bath out, so it was still in the cavity at hour three, dumped that then … so at that exact spot, it was a tad under cooked despite the rest being well-done (I’ll get it with the microwave on leftovers).
    All in all, quite pleased with how it turned out.  Quite moist, tender, and bursting in flavor with every bite, hence the decision to skip the hassle over gravy.  Carcass is now in the freezer, I’ll take it out once I’m inthe mood for turkey soup.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving!   
    For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving! 
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving!   
    For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving! 
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving!   
    For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving! 
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving!   
    For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving! 
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Looks like I finally got around my browser issues. Now to reset up email   
    Looks like I finally got around my browser issues.  Now to reset up email
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harm   
    The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harmony goddamn it!”
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?   
    Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess , my fellow cranky o   
    A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!         
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess , my fellow cranky o   
    A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!         
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess , my fellow cranky o   
    A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!         
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess , my fellow cranky o   
    A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!         
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense." What my phone hears: "He was a s   
    What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense."
    What my phone hears: "He was a scallion in the truest sense."
    So keep an eye out for my upcoming story about a sexy green onion.
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    BronxWench reacted to pittwitch for a status update, Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemot   
    Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemotherapy for this oddball immune system of mine.  Wish me luck!
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, <3   
    <3

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    BronxWench reacted to Savvat for a status update, Welp, I can say for a fact now that intubation sucks really mfing bad. Other than tha   
    Welp, I can say for a fact now that intubation sucks really mfing bad. Other than that my surgery went well and some tall dude nurse got to help me put my panties back on...wasn’t in my prime tho.
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally: At least one kid dressed as an interne   
    So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally:
    At least one kid dressed as an internet meme -- check Multiple Elsas and Harley Quinns -- check A whole family in themed costumes -- check A hot mom in a borderline-inappropriate outfit -- checkity-doo
     
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    BronxWench reacted to Savvat for a status update, I absolutely cannot wait until I get this surgery done on my hands and am incapable o   
    I absolutely cannot wait until I get this surgery done on my hands and am incapable of doing anything for myself! Said no one ever.
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    BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, “There’s a TV, Joe.” “Champagne?”   
    “There’s a TV, Joe.”
    “Champagne?”
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, The word order   
    The word order

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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, I want my money back! Third COVID shot so far, no super powers.   
    I want my money back!  Third COVID shot so far, no super powers. 
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher? (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season   
    So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher?  (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season for questions.)