BronxWench

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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Damn it, phone, I said "erect nipples," not "wrecked nipples." Do you do this stuff j   
    Damn it, phone, I said "erect nipples," not "wrecked nipples." Do you do this stuff just to mess with me?
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update,   
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the   
    After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the help of autocorrect.
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, I’m so ready for Fall. ...if I break my neck on the stairs tomorrow, that’s NOT what   
    I’m so ready for Fall.
    ...if I break my neck on the stairs tomorrow, that’s NOT what I meant.
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    BronxWench reacted to JayDee for a status update, I feel like Wet Ass-Pussy is a term that’s appeared in some of the more anatomically   
    I feel like Wet Ass-Pussy is a term that’s appeared in some of the more anatomically improbable yaoi works.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, Let’s all raise a glass of mead to @foeofthelance , and wish him a very happy birthda   
    Let’s all raise a glass of mead to @foeofthelance, and wish him a very happy birthday! I’m going to owe you two glasses of mead at the next RenFaire, lad!    
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, Let’s all raise a glass of mead to @foeofthelance , and wish him a very happy birthda   
    Let’s all raise a glass of mead to @foeofthelance, and wish him a very happy birthday! I’m going to owe you two glasses of mead at the next RenFaire, lad!    
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up name   
    The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up names to use as website passwords.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky beca   
    Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky because I still had power throughout. My neighborhood is mostly private houses and was largely in the dark from Tuesday until about 11:15pm last night. And ConEd is getting an increase this year…  
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    BronxWench got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky beca   
    Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky because I still had power throughout. My neighborhood is mostly private houses and was largely in the dark from Tuesday until about 11:15pm last night. And ConEd is getting an increase this year…  
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    BronxWench got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky beca   
    Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky because I still had power throughout. My neighborhood is mostly private houses and was largely in the dark from Tuesday until about 11:15pm last night. And ConEd is getting an increase this year…  
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    BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, Just got a desktop computer for the first time, and feel like I’m staring at a giant   
    Just got a desktop computer for the first time, and feel like I’m staring at a giant screen… the forum is HUGE now… 
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    BronxWench got a reaction from JayDee for a status update, Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick , and may the coming year bring only good thing   
    Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick, and may the coming year bring only good things! Love you!

     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from JayDee for a status update, Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick , and may the coming year bring only good thing   
    Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick, and may the coming year bring only good things! Love you!

     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from JayDee for a status update, Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick , and may the coming year bring only good thing   
    Happy Birthday to my dear @pippychick, and may the coming year bring only good things! Love you!

     
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I didn't used to have a favorite Disney villain. But the other night, I watched the P   
    I didn't used to have a favorite Disney villain. But the other night, I watched the Princess and the Frog, and now it's Dr Facilier -- the Shadow Man. Even his death is awesome.
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, My brain does the weirdest shit sometimes. A little-known fact about PTSD: even when   
    My brain does the weirdest shit sometimes.
    A little-known fact about PTSD: even when it’s ‘managed,’ it can affect your ability to concentrate and focus in entirely awkward ways. In my case, this often means losing concentration when there’s background noise, getting distracted, and visually blending words, sentences, and lines together when I’m struggling to focus. Blame hypervigilance and its many little cohorts.
    Stressful? Very.
    Annoying? Definitely.
    Amusing? Sometimes.
    This is one of the funny moments. I’m doing research on TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) for the next chapter of Shifting the Paradigm, specifically looking for details about common materials used for cranial plates. (...I may need help.) I hit a generic article, beginning...
    ...and I began scanning down the bullets on the list. I stopped – THAT doesn’t sound right! – I double-checked.
    ...yep. I seriously managed to read
    Haemorrhage;  and
    Disorders (e.g. Parkinson’s disease, multiple sclerosis) and visually combined them into Hemorrhoids. The funny part? There are folks I know IRL for whom TBI by hemorrhoids could be a valid threat...because...you know...they’re such massive buttheads.
     
    ...I’m gonna shut up now.  
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, Fair warning : next person to call me "Gimpy" gets my cane up their ass. (...I'm look   
    Fair warning: next person to call me "Gimpy" gets my cane up their ass. 
    (...I'm looking at you, ColdWarriors. I know where you sleep.)

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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, The state of the world has finally convinced me: humans are too ridiculous for words.   
    The state of the world has finally convinced me: humans are too ridiculous for words.
    From here on out, I choose to identify as a porg...

    ...because I, too, am small, awkward, chunky, incredibly useless, frequently in the way, and undeniably adorable, and I, too, make obnoxious sounds to communicate with others of my species.

     
     
     
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I’m writing a fanfic in which a character writes fanfic of a fanfic. Is there an uppe   
    I’m writing a fanfic in which a character writes fanfic of a fanfic. Is there an upper limit to how meta something can be?
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Wear a mask. That is all...   
    Wear a mask.  That is all...
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    BronxWench reacted to foeofthelance for a status update, *Steps out of a smoking crater and dusts himself off* Right, that was fun in a horrib   
    *Steps out of a smoking crater and dusts himself off* Right, that was fun in a horrible, lets never do this again sort of way. What’s next?
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    BronxWench reacted to pittwitch for a status update, Taking baby steps: wrote one page, now fighting my inner demons NOT to tear it up and   
    Taking baby steps: wrote one page, now fighting my inner demons NOT to tear it up and burn it.  I’ve got to get back in the writing habit, even if it is AWFUL.
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Since I can’t eat scallops in peace. i’ve decided ya’ll have to live with this image   
    Since I can’t eat scallops in peace. i’ve decided ya’ll have to  live with this image too.
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    BronxWench reacted to WritingDude for a status update, I'm officially 24 now   
    I'm officially 24 now