BronxWench

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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Ever have a story idea so stupid that you had to write it, just to see if you could p   
    Ever have a story idea so stupid that you had to write it, just to see if you could pull it off?
    I have had such an idea. It’s a furry story about four boys from a racoon-like race whose island home is under occupation by tiger-like invaders. The boys manage to find an ancient artifact that they hope will give them superpowers to drive the invaders away.
    Instead, the artifact turns them into a boy band. 
    God help me, the story going to be called “Band Together.”
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, I’m not sure what CAUSED the outage, but it’s now fixed. It looks like our ISP had to   
    I’m not sure what CAUSED the outage, but it’s now fixed.  It looks like our ISP had to reboot the server after I opened a ticket
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    BronxWench reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, please tell me i am not the only one who thought of the movie ‘outbreak’ when the new   
    please tell me i am not the only one who thought of the movie ‘outbreak’ when the news people said we have our first case of monkeypox in the US! Please i cant be the only one!!!
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil). Wha   
    What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil).
    What my phone hears: "Heckapoo," "pecapoo," "Hackaboo," "Packaboo," or "Hecka poop," depending on its mood.
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, YES!!! My internet works again, how blessed. Now where do I pick up my medal for havi   
    YES!!!  My internet works again, how blessed.    Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage? 
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plo   
    The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plot. Trying so hard everything will be ready soon!
     
    The Badnews, Having to deal with the fact my 90 year old grandma is a hoarder.
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update,   
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    BronxWench reacted to Nomadic for a status update, Honestly, I had a weird dream about being abducted (Thanks X-Files) and wrote down th   
    Honestly, I had a weird dream about being abducted (Thanks X-Files) and wrote down three sentences about it. 
    The ship looks like a piranha The pilot is a pirate Somehow I’m abducted but I’m already on the alien planet? Then my mind wandered. 
    I had an outline. 
    I had a start of a story. 
    Today I’m feeling like I’ll have this little story actually finished by next month. And none of it has anything to do with the notes I wrote. (Jaquorra kind of looks like a pirate.)  
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Out Fayed   
    Out Fayed

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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, We ordered Chinese tonight, and got a broken fortune cookie. My husband’s response? “   
    We ordered Chinese tonight, and got a broken fortune cookie. My husband’s response? “Now that’s a misfortune right there.”
     I’m choking on my chicken, people. 
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Geologists beware!   
    Geologists beware!
     
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Working on the next few weeks of schedules and hoping like hell I can manage an actua   
    Working on the next few weeks of schedules and hoping like hell I can manage an actual sane and normal schedule for me instead of 2 weeks on, 1 day off shit I’ve been doing.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, Sending out wishes for a very happy birthday to my very dear friend Melrick. Unfortun   
    Sending out wishes for a very happy birthday to my very dear friend Melrick. Unfortunately, they won’t let me ship you a Key Lime pie from JG Melon’s!  
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Had to post it   
    Had to post it

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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I’m dictating dialogue into my phone for my upcoming story “The First Adam,” and m   
    So I’m dictating dialogue into my phone for my upcoming story “The First Adam,” and my phone thinks Adam just whispered in Eve’s ear, “You were born to beat bread.”
    My question is, beat it at what?
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Here’s a language funny. If Tomb and Womb have the same sound then shouldn’t bomb be   
    Here’s a language funny.
    If Tomb and Womb have the same sound
    then shouldn’t bomb be pronounced Boom?
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Is this validation for many of us here? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq   
    Is this validation for many of us here?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Is this validation for many of us here? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq   
    Is this validation for many of us here?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Is this validation for many of us here? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq   
    Is this validation for many of us here?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Is this validation for many of us here? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq   
    Is this validation for many of us here?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Is this validation for many of us here? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq   
    Is this validation for many of us here?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html
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    BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, I’ve got another zinger from hubs to share! A few minutes ago, I was chatting with Co   
    I’ve got another zinger from hubs to share! A few minutes ago, I was chatting with Cold about my plants in the window and I said, “I mean, those two need repotting already. They must really like this southern exposure!” This guy. This absolute smartass. He looked at me with a completely innocent face and said, “yeah, but I don’t know how they can stand the accent.”  …y’all. Cold has a southern accent.
    Yes, I choked on my spit. That mouth of his makes me so stinking proud sometimes. 
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, “Don’t try this at home. The police will have questions.”   
    “Don’t try this at home.  The police will have questions.”
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My phone now has a bilingual mode, which means that it will do predictive typing in S   
    My phone now has a bilingual mode, which means that it will do predictive typing in Spanish as well as English. So I was doing a Duolingo Spanish lesson and typing “Te gusta el…?” (“Do you like…?”), and the next word it suggests is “sexo.”
    Apparently, my phone thinks I’m a perv in any language. It’s right, but that’s not the point.
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    BronxWench reacted to Daye for a status update, I’m back, baby.   
    I’m back, baby.