BronxWench

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    BronxWench reacted to Anesor for a status update, My mind just boggled when the tags for the first chapter of a mashup story elsewhere   
    My mind just boggled when the tags for the first chapter of a mashup story elsewhere was seven hundred words longer than the chapter.
    LSS, I decided not to read it as there were dozens of chars and worlds I don’t know nuttin about. The big mashups I’ve tried don’t give enough background and the more famous ones are ooc enough I begin to feel they were included more like clickbait.  I already have five stories pending to read for a while, no more.
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    BronxWench reacted to CloverReef for a status update, Just googled myself because reasons. And I discovered someone else has adopted the na   
    Just googled myself because reasons. And I discovered someone else has adopted the name CloverReef in the last year or so. I am outraged! I thought I was safe with that name! lol. To be fair, I get outraged when someone else has my real name too, and that one’s fairly common. 
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    BronxWench reacted to InBrightestDay for a status update, So I’m over on Literotica reading this Erotic Horror story called “The Girl Next Door   
    So I’m over on Literotica reading this Erotic Horror story called “The Girl Next Door.”  It’s about succubi, and it’s creepy and sexy and honestly kind of sad, but it’s carried me along for about four chapters seeing what’s going to happen next.
    Then at the end of Chapter 4 and continuing into Chapter 5, out of absolutely nowhere, we find out that the succubi have captured an angel, specifically the Angel Lailah, the only female angel.  The first scene of Chapter 5 is then concerned with her corruption (in these kinds of stories that’s less “seduced to evil” and more “physically pumped full of evil and forcibly transformed into something villainous”).
    There are three explanations I can think of for why this is happening to me.
    After spending too much time reading Thundercloud’s G.S.P. story, I have absorbed Jennifer’s superpower of Terrible Luck. The internet has become sentient, knows I have a thing about bad things happening to female angels, and is actively fucking with me. JayDee knows Kingmaker711, and ten years ago, they were talking, and JayDee said something like “You won’t believe this email I got about my story where a female angel is raped and tortured,” and Kingmaker was like “Oh yeah?” and JayDee was like “Yeah, some guy wants to write her a happy ending,” and Kingmaker was like “Man that’s bullshit; you gotta stop him,” and JayDee was like “I mean, I already said he could, besides it’s been a while and I haven’t seen anything, so he’s probably not writing it,” and Kingmaker was like “No, dog; I have a plan.  In 2013, I’ll write a story about succubi, which will be totally normal for the first 3.95 chapters or so, and then I’ll reveal that their apocalyptic plan involves corrupting a female angel, using her actual role in Jewish folklore so it fits, and they’ll succeed, but only after really dragging it out so this is as upsetting as possible, and then she’ll just be hissing villain for the rest of the final chapter and when the other angels show up they won’t try to fix her, but instead she’ll be sentenced to exile until Judgment Day, and naturally Email Guy will be wondering how she can repent and be redeemed since she was basically mindwiped and didn’t choose to do any of this, and then I’ll have the last time we see her be while she and Michael are locked in combat and he’s trying to strangle her, so Email Guy will realize that I haven’t established whether or not angels have souls in this setting and will have to contemplate Lailah being wiped from existence as punishment for things she didn’t choose to do, and just to make sure Email Guy can’t just write off the story, I’ll give it an ending with a gloriously insane action scene featuring the human protagonist, Michael, Gabriel and Raphael, and I’ll give it the most amazingly happy ending of any of my stories, as in the human race isn’t destroyed and Creation doesn’t unravel,” and JayDee was like “I don’t know if I see your point,” and Kingmaker was like “Email Guy will read this just as he’s attempting to write the Happy Ending part of his Happy Ending story, and he’ll be so depressed over Lailah that he’ll get serious writer’s block.  Problem solved!” and JayDee was like “Can you see the future?” and Kingmaker was like “I’m from the future!” Or maybe it was just an unlucky coincidence.
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    BronxWench reacted to Kurahieiritr for a status update, I am so tired of looking for an editor who understands editing is not idea tossing! A   
    I am so tired of looking for an editor who understands editing is not idea tossing! As if Wes and I don’t have a plethora of ideas already? We need someone who can tell the difference between showing and telling content, or lecturing paragraphs, not someone to take over the 100 plus chapters we need to get fixed and posted for fuck’s sake!
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Blurbs are turning out to be my kryptonite Dx   
    Blurbs are turning out to be my kryptonite Dx
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    BronxWench reacted to foeofthelance for a status update, Nothing like having to factory restore your laptop, only to find out at 2 AM that you   
    Nothing like having to factory restore your laptop, only to find out at 2 AM that you’ve now lost six years of writing and renders due to things never having actually backed up to the external drive. 
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    BronxWench reacted to JayDee for a status update, Well, posted a story with a Roman Shower. I guess that’s one off the sick bucket list   
    Well, posted a story with a Roman Shower. I guess that’s one off the sick bucket list.
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    BronxWench reacted to pittwitch for a status update, Pass the brain bleach, please?   
    Pass the brain bleach, please?
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InBrightestDay for a status update, I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.   
    I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InBrightestDay for a status update, I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.   
    I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InBrightestDay for a status update, I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.   
    I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InBrightestDay for a status update, I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.   
    I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from InBrightestDay for a status update, I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.   
    I’m back from vacation, and ready to start planning the next one.
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Today I learned ISBN is $125 https://www.myidentifiers.com/   
    Today I learned
    ISBN is $125
    https://www.myidentifiers.com/
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    BronxWench reacted to JayDee for a status update, My profile says I joined the forum as JayDee on January 31, 2008. (I mean, yeah, ther   
    My profile says I joined the forum as JayDee on January 31, 2008. (I mean, yeah, there’s posts from my old pen name before then. We ignore those.)
    It takes effort to get worse at writing over 11 years, believe me.
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    BronxWench reacted to JayDee for a status update, Folks, if you’ve not started on reading InBrightestDay’s The Woman in the Statue you   
    Folks, if you’ve not started on reading InBrightestDay’s The Woman in the Statue you are really missing out. The thing’s a work of art.
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    BronxWench reacted to Laevi for a status update, Oh my. I'm 51 today. I looked for a picture on the web and found all these Area 51 wa   
    Oh my. I'm 51 today. I looked for a picture on the web and found all these Area 51 warning signs... now it feels a lot better 
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    BronxWench reacted to Mal for a status update, Ice is literally raining down in sheets and freezing to the side walk… I wonder if I’   
    Ice is literally raining down in sheets and freezing to the side walk… I wonder if I’ll be trapped at work tomorrow after working all night...
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    BronxWench reacted to Laevi for a status update, Wow. I have written so many short stories in the past years. I shouldn’t flood this s   
    Wow. I have written so many short stories in the past years. I shouldn’t flood this site but I will add them in manageable doses. 
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    BronxWench reacted to Laevi for a status update, Posted part III and part IV of my Wolves story. Part V and VI are about to follow, bu   
    Posted part III and part IV of my Wolves story. Part V and VI are about to follow, but I’m still working on the end of part V.
    I wonder if it is appreciated by the readers at all? Because of the lack of comments and reviews, I have no idea if you even like my Wolves…? :/
    Comments and suggestions welcome you know. Just be kind to me.
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    BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, ::screams happily:: I haz keys!!!!   
    ::screams happily:: I haz keys!!!! 
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    BronxWench reacted to Arian-Sinclair for a status update, I was inactive for a while, but now I’m back! I’m thinking of scrapping my Horrortale   
    I was inactive for a while, but now I’m back! I’m thinking of scrapping my Horrortale fanfic and rewriting it. I have a sense of where I want it to go, but I don’t feel like I can get it there without rewriting the whole thing.
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    BronxWench reacted to CloverReef for a status update, Saw another specialist today. Beginning to feel like I’m a spud in a very rousing gam   
    Saw another specialist today. Beginning to feel like I’m a spud in a very rousing game of Medical Specialist Hot Potato. 
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    BronxWench reacted to JayDee for a status update, I’ve finally finished reading the original 7 Harry Potter books. Needed more Dobby.   
    I’ve finally finished reading the original 7 Harry Potter books. Needed more Dobby.
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    BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, ::sing songs off key:: I love red wiiiine… and naked men…   
    ::sing songs off key:: I love red wiiiine… and naked men…