BronxWench

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  1. Damn it, phone, I said "erect nipples," not "wrecked nipples." Do you do this stuff just to mess with me?

  2. I’m so ready for Fall.

    ...if I break my neck on the stairs tomorrow, that’s NOT what I meant.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’m ready for 2021. Tomorrow would be nice.

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  3. I feel like Wet Ass-Pussy is a term that’s appeared in some of the more anatomically improbable yaoi works.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I think we may have been reading the same things. :lol:

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  4. Well. Five days without Internet thanks to Isaias, and I’m counting myself lucky because I still had power throughout. My neighborhood is mostly private houses and was largely in the dark from Tuesday until about 11:15pm last night. And ConEd is getting an increase this year… :blink: :pissed:

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Thank you! I’ve been without power, and that’s no fun, so I was glad to at least have that. But you know, you never quite realize how much you depend on the Internet until you don’t have it. :lol: 

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  5. Wear a mask.  That is all...

  6. Announcement: I'm done writing erotic fanfiction. I explain in more detail in the following link (https://benfenty.blogspot.com/2020/07/why-im-done-with-pornography.html?m=1) but tl;dr I'm starting a new chapter in my life.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      As long as you find peace and joy, that’s all anyone can ask for. The very best wishes to you!

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  7. *Steps out of a smoking crater and dusts himself off* Right, that was fun in a horrible, lets never do this again sort of way. What’s next?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Oh, I don’t know…but I have an awful feeling we’re about to find out.

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  8. Taking baby steps: wrote one page, now fighting my inner demons NOT to tear it up and burn it.  I’ve got to get back in the writing habit, even if it is AWFUL.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      You can do this, my Witch. I have faith in you! :wub: 

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  9. I'm officially 24 now

  10. I will be very happy when July 31st gets here.  That’s when the extra $600 a week for unemployment finally expires.   That may sound horrible, but I’m on the opposite end of that.  I have worked through this entire thing, and the only applicants I’ve gotten for my critically short staffed store, have been applying for the unemployment requirement that they do so.  Have only had one day off since November 14th.  ONE.  Plus, I’m already on schedule for a minimum of 80 hours a week, and if anyone calls off, I get to cover it.  Because I don’t have enough staff.  So my average work week is more like 90 hours or better.  Awful damn tired of people working the system.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Honestly, if someone was applying for a position with me just to be able to tell unemployment they applied, with no intention of taking the job, I’d be seriously pissed off. 

      My biggest issue is that this is taking a toll on you, and you don’t have time to care for yourself properly, never mind your family. So, come on, July 31! :hug: 

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  11. Lately, Chrome has been randomly assigning the icons for my frequently visited sites. Right now, AFF has the IMDB icon. 

    There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t seem to pry it out.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Somehow, the very notion of most of the archive being featured on IMDB absolutely terrifies me. :blink: 

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  12. It’s been a long while since I’ve had a haircut. I’m starting to look like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. Maybe that’s why I’m thinking four-dimensionally. :)

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      There has been a distinct advantage in my decision (prompted by an allergy to hair dye) to let my grey hair fly proudly. :lol: 

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  13. forgot to post this but on may 21st at 5:05am, my sister had her baby! 3lbs 5oz 13 inches! Adeline Bernice Rose! PROUD AUNTIE! they are keeping Addy at the hospital til she reaches 7 pounds! 

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Congratulations to your sister on the new little one, and congratulations to the proud auntie, too! 

      Welcome to the world, little one. May you walk in light and in laughter for all your days, and may you always be blessed. 

      :congratualtions: :kittenmeow:

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  14. I’m back-ish? So much turmoil has happened in the past four months of my life and I think writing somewhat helps me. Well, it hinders more because I let events affect my writing. 

    Anyway. I’ve decided to post the latest story I’d been working on. Started the story back in October and still working on it. 13 chapters already so I’ll post a chapter everyday. :) 

  15. Final grade for the fan fiction terminology final assignment is in, and the assignment earned me an 8,5 (out of 10), which resulted in a final grade for the course, of 8. Not too shitty… 

  16. Alrighty then… Terminology final assignment done, created a terminology list for fan fiction… let’s see how that goes :D 

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    THIS is why I have no faith in Reverse Dictionary. Granted, I suck at summarizing phrases and that doesn’t help the AI anyway, but its best guess for “Someone who has had wrong done to them” is VIRGIN?!

    :dots:

    ...I can’t. I just can’t even.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I have never actually used Reverse Dictionary, and I think I may continue that way… 

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  18. Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?

    For tornadoes can jump

    and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.

    Elur of 3?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’m barely sleeping long enough to dream. I wake several times a night because I’m anxious about this or that.

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  19. As of 1 hour 18 minutes ago, I am officially 34 years old.

    Time for the annual bout of freaking out about all the things I haven’t done in my life!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

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      It’s never too early to start your mid-life crisis project. If you aren’t doing so already, perhaps you might consider a novel?

      Wait, we can write a novel for a mid-life crisis? Why didn’t anyone tell me? I went for a belly ring instead… 

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  20. As of 1 hour 18 minutes ago, I am officially 34 years old.

    Time for the annual bout of freaking out about all the things I haven’t done in my life!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Happy birthday, and try not to freak too much. I’m still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up, which is what keeps me young! :bday: 

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  21. I had to go to the post office yesterday. It was surprisingly busy, and it wasn’t easy to keep six feet away from everyone (although there were lines of tape on the floor for the folks standing in line). Ahead of me in line, a white man and a Latina woman got into an argument about one of them (I wasn’t sure who) cutting in front of them, and the guy told the woman to “go back to Mexico.” (Never mind that she spoke with an American accent.) Just overhearing that made me feel awful for the next hour. 

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      There was a similar incident in my local post office a few years ago, where an older woman lashed out at a young Latina woman. To my great joy, I was not the only one telling the older woman that her language and attitude were completely uncalled for, and that she was in the wrong to begin with.

      But right now, I think we should all try to be a bit kinder. We need the kindness.

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  22. I haven’t been on AFF in a while, but I just posted a review, and I realized I can’t read anyone else’s reviews. Are we not allowed to read story reviews anymore?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Hi, Lisa!

      As far as I know, there haven’t been any recent tweaks to the archive that would lock readers out of seeing other people’s reviews. It shouldn’t matter if you’re logged in or not. The reviews should appear for everyone.

      I’m trying to think of what could be happening. I know once I’ve posted a review, I have to close that tab/window,  because it doesn’t display any reviews once I’ve posted, including mine. Then if I go to the review board link from the subdomain home page, I see all the other reviews as well as my new review.

  23. The difference between this site’s forums and FFnet’s forums is...uh...what’s a good solid word for “incredible?” There’s no doubt which of the two is better.

    FFnet forums are plagued with simple, honest, non-aggressive questions which are subject to aggressive dogpiling, bullying, retributive reporting, and immaturity from users who don’t comprehend that you can disagree with someone without that disagreement making them a horribly nasty and evil person AND without being an utter dickbag about it. I’ve seen questions about site functions and guidelines turn into cyber-bullying sessions that have made people log off for weeks to recover; many of these times, I’ve given up on getting my answer to track the bullied user down and reassure them only to find out they were brought to tears and considering deleting their accounts entirely. The immaturity and bullying on that site is appalling, and even more so that it’s allowed to continue without repercussions. 

    AFF forums? I’m looking for a thread to get answers from; instead, I just found a topic titled “Uses for a pet demon” and sprayed hot tea out my nose. No attacks in the replies, just people having fun with the idea and being – GASP! – rational human beings! Even more, users replying are – if you can believe it – JOKING about it! I feel like a kid who heard “Detention” but instead wound up at Disney World for the week. Plus, I can say someone’s being a dickbag without being reported for profanity, and I can write “this hit me hard” without the censors leaving only “me hard.” That's always awkward.

    I love this site, and I love its users. Y’all are awesome. If only the site was easier to navigate and use on my tablet and if only it had better log-in security, I’d love it twice as much. Either way, it’ll be a while before I bother with FFnet’s forums again.

    Now I just need to find a thread for language research & resources...

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      We have some language research and resources tucked away in here:  http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/forum/86-unofficial-guides/

      But you know, I love the forums here, too. That’s what really sucked me in, and I wound up joining the staff because, well, why not? :lol: 

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  24. Day 7 of quarantine.  Things are definitely less than ideal.  :) 

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      It never is. Trust me, I work for the freaking government, so we’re definitely going with dysfunctional.  But at least we got the word on Thursday that we shouldn’t go out and visit cases in person anymore.  :lol:

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  25. So, yeah. My dog died. So sad :(