WillowDarkling

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    WillowDarkling reacted to Rick_Andrew for a status update, In an hour here I report to work, first day new job--maybe I'm a tad tense. Mind goin   
    In an hour here I report to work, first day new job--maybe I'm a tad tense.  Mind going a hundred miles an hour.  Random story chosen to channel my energy--
    So in Austin I was a college kid walking the nude beach (yup, literally miles of beach in the heart of Texas.  Hippie Hollow).  I was passing a cluster of camped-out folks.
    Some bubba in a power boat zoomed closer for a look--and his engine stalled--with him drifting broadside fast toward our promontory.  He could get beached, or his hull could take an unforgiving poke from the terrain.
    Guess what made me grin at this memory is--awww, all us naked people scrambled to the edge of the knee-high cliff to help, humanly buffering the gap and giving a shove so he wouldn't end up with his favorite toy scuffed.  
    Well, he'd wanted a look !
     
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Fasting turns me into a fucking Tinkerbell! I only have space for one emotion at a ti   
    Fasting turns me into a fucking Tinkerbell! I only have space for one emotion at a time, and it’s amplified tenfold because my body wants food!
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Fasting turns me into a fucking Tinkerbell! I only have space for one emotion at a ti   
    Fasting turns me into a fucking Tinkerbell! I only have space for one emotion at a time, and it’s amplified tenfold because my body wants food!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, Eureka! I have a car again! Picked it up tonight, and I am utterly delighted with my   
    Eureka! I have a car again! Picked it up tonight, and I am utterly delighted with my gently used Jeep.  
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Rick_Andrew for a status update, My son was downstairs getting ready for school. Upstairs--off from my normal workday   
    My son was downstairs getting ready for school.
    Upstairs--off from my normal workday commute--I'd been quietly absorbed in my thoughts: out of sight, unknown or forgotten by all--next to the light switch for the stairs. 
    I heard my son tell his mom he had to go back up for his socks.
    As he was reaching for the OTHER switch--downstairs--I flicked the light on.  Ta da !
    I'm told they looked at each other.
    Then he looked back up the stairs.   "Daaad ! ? "  
    'Tis the season, for haunting.  He wasn't all convinced that was me !
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Global productivity is on the rise due to the Facebook outage.   
    Global productivity is on the rise due to the Facebook outage.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Don’t mind me, chuckling where I had Dumbledore refer to anybody under a hundred twen   
    Don’t mind me, chuckling where I had Dumbledore refer to anybody under a hundred twenty as a “youngster” in my potter fanfic.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.   
    I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.

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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach nor   
    So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach normal once more, my car decides to die. This is not simply a case of spending a week with its favorite mechanic. Oh, no. This is a case of the computer no longer talking to any of its sensors, resulting in a very large paperweight that looks quite a bit like a Jeep. 

    The daft one and I are going car shopping tomorrow. Hide the whiskey...
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Can someone please explain to me why I get so hot and bothered every time Luke Evans   
    Can someone please explain to me why I get so hot and bothered every time Luke Evans posts a topless picture and I can see his nipples!? God damn it!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, My inner devil wants to compliment the selfie. Your inner demon for the upcoming holi   
    My inner devil wants to compliment the selfie.  Your inner demon for the upcoming holiday?
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Can someone please explain to me why I get so hot and bothered every time Luke Evans   
    Can someone please explain to me why I get so hot and bothered every time Luke Evans posts a topless picture and I can see his nipples!? God damn it!
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, The adorableness of Catinca Untaru not knowing her lines, and totally not understandi   
    The adorableness of Catinca Untaru not knowing her lines, and totally not understanding a word of Lee Pace’s dialogue is beyond perfect.  And Lee Pace’s performance in that role is beyond perfect as well. 
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, The adorableness of Catinca Untaru not knowing her lines, and totally not understandi   
    The adorableness of Catinca Untaru not knowing her lines, and totally not understanding a word of Lee Pace’s dialogue is beyond perfect.  And Lee Pace’s performance in that role is beyond perfect as well. 
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    WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Fun fact: Alexa is responsible for 95% of werewolf attacks in the last 5 years   
    Fun fact: Alexa is responsible for 95% of werewolf attacks in the last 5 years
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Rest in Peace.   
    Rest in Peace.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, So a woman asks her mom not to bring a dangerous man who was convicted of a homicide   
    So a woman asks her mom not to bring a dangerous man who was convicted of a homicide in 98 (the grandpa) around her kids, the grandma does it anyways and the mom is surprised when the grandpa takes a sledgehammer to the 12 year olds head! cuz the grandpa thought the kid stole money from him!  (my neck of the woods)SMH
     https://www.fox6now.com/news/milwaukee-man-accused-of-killing-grandson-charges-filed
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, So… we just had our second police shooting…   
    So… we just had our second police shooting… 
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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Big shout-out to @BronxWench for granting a hojillion category requests today!   
    Big shout-out to @BronxWench for granting a hojillion category requests today!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Everybody needs a dose of infectious laughter <3   
    Everybody needs a dose of infectious laughter <3
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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, A very happy birthday to @foeofthelance and hoping this year brings lots of good thin   
    A very happy birthday to @foeofthelance and hoping this year brings lots of good things for you! See you at Ren Faire, lad, and I’ll stand you a mead!    
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Must confess… this post in @Praetor ‘s topic irked me, but it didn’t feel right reply   
    Must confess… this post in @Praetor ‘s topic irked me, but it didn’t feel right replying in a thread (where, no offense, not reading the relevant story).
    The sense of self-entitlement here reeks, IMO, threatening a hostile takeover of a story because the author might be having a life outside of writing.
     
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Protip: Best to not use poison ivy as toilet paper.   
    Protip: Best to not use poison ivy as toilet paper.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, Sending birthday wishes to my darling @pippychick and wishing you all the very best f   
    Sending birthday wishes to my darling @pippychick and wishing you all the very best for this year, and all the years to come. Love you!    
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Found this excellent gardening tip on facebook! REMEMBER : When you bury a body, cove   
    Found this excellent gardening tip on facebook!
    REMEMBER: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig it up.