Shinju Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 Dear my boss, There is no reason to keep the car that cold. I know you just did it to see my nipples. Love, - Shinju Quote
DarkCabaret Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 Dear Boss: I know why you changed the dress code. You just want to see me bend over in my mini-skirt. Love - DC Quote
Shinju Posted June 3, 2008 Author Report Posted June 3, 2008 Dear Thug Co-worker, I know you moonlight as a pimp, but please do not ask me again if I want to "sell my ass" out on the street for you for $300/hr. If you really make so much money with your little "side business," then wtf are you doing working at this shithole job in the first place? Sincerely, - Shinju Quote
SereneLies Posted June 18, 2009 Report Posted June 18, 2009 Dear Creepy Co-worker, I know that you weren't just seeing how I was doing. I could feel your hardon against my thigh. Sincerely SereneLies Quote
JayDee Posted June 19, 2009 Report Posted June 19, 2009 Dear Boss's, Boss's, Boss, It's great that you have decided to move your desk out amongst us peons, but could you possibly keep the raucous cell phone calls about how much you enjoy your weekends abroard to a quieter volume, along with your loud jokes about your luxury car, your impossibly handsome PA and your current boyfriend's enermous dick? Or at least supply photos for comparison? Sincerely, JayDee Quote
Jyet Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 Dear Former Supervisor, I hope you aren't still inviting groups of underage sales assistants in your department to check out the porn site with videos of you on it. Sure, it was an atmosphere of "oh, hey, check this out!," not "this video was practice for what I'm going to do to you." But there's a line between narcissism and sexual harassment, and I'm not really sure which side that was on. Thanks, Jyet Quote
Calanthee Posted August 2, 2010 Report Posted August 2, 2010 Boss, Sell those pretty boys with long hair, they never seem to turn down sex or have a headaches, and they don't get pregnant! At least usually and mostly they work happily for beer and chips! Bad Cal Quote
BronxWench Posted August 16, 2012 Report Posted August 16, 2012 Dear Boss, Please, please fire me. Fire me twice. Ask security to carry me out and deposit me on the curb. Cut up my keycard, take back my key to the executive bathroom and make me turn in the secret decoder ring. Just do what needs to be done. I can take it. Wait. Fuck. I AM the boss, and I wrote myself a memo that I was not allowed to fire myself. Quote
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