redsliver Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 Nah, I see Viggo and think of Carlito's Way and his very poor accent. Why must women mix their emotions with my sex?
Nanaea Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 Because you haven't found the right woman yet. Why don't guys get it?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 Because they're really from Mars. Honest! I read it in a book! Why do bodily functions always seem to interfere with what you're doing at any one moment?
StoryJunkie Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Posted July 16, 2006 To remind us that there is a God and He is cruel. I don't suppose anyone here has ever met God?
redsliver Posted July 16, 2006 Report Posted July 16, 2006 I did, he's very interested in defecation, he's very proud of coming up with that one. If you were God, would you do away with pants?
polywolly Posted July 16, 2006 Report Posted July 16, 2006 Yes, but only for a few people. Hmm... Wonder which ones. Have you watched a movie more times than you care to admit?
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 of course. I saw Nacho Libre once Has seen all star wars movies back to back
NinjaGaijin Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Yes, but I'm confused about how to order it... Correct order to watch the Star Wars movies: 4-5-6-1-2-3 or 1-2-3-4-5-6?
redsliver Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 123456, you need the three watchable ones to come after the soul crunching ones. How much more of today can I waste?
Guest Pherazen Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Only enough until nighttime. How do I politely tell my upstairs neightbor that if her grandkids don't stop making so much noise that it sounds like they invited a rhino over, I will end up dumping them in a river wearing cement shoes?
quamp Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 I recommend killing a small rodent like a rat and leave it on her front door with a note saying that she'd end up as dead as that rat if it didn't stop. Why is it so hot in the USA now?
Inuzuka Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 Because Martha Stewart hasn't been on TV lately. And the sun hates us. Why are flies such jerks?
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 small testicles Who else are we getting for our threesome?
polywolly Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 A wheelchair-bound midget. Sorry, it's all we can afford. Who was the first to say what?
NinjaGaijin Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 An early Englishman. Why was English created?
StoryJunkie Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Posted July 18, 2006 So we could get used to the subject being infront of the object, rather than the otherway around, which is how everyone else talks. (Yes, talk they do like Yoda) Aren't you glad there are SOME redeeming elements to some movies?
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 Not really. Why isn't my laundry done now?
quamp Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 Have you tried changing detergents? Why is everyone so blase about the crimes against decency our leaders make?
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Beacuse they are too busy doing that as well...O.o Where have all the animals gone?
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I'm perfecting my stew. Why can't I play piano well?
redsliver Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 because you're not playing it with your genitalia. Is there anything more entertaining than watching some one play a trumpet with their ass?
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Yes. Playing it backwards. What makes the perfect potato chip?
StoryJunkie Posted July 19, 2006 Author Report Posted July 19, 2006 First, pertrify, then throw with all your might. It will chip, I assure you. Are we there yet?
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Yes! Wait... who the hell are you and how did you get in my car?
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Stop talking to the radio. How do you change the channel on this thing?
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