Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because they kept forgetting to brush their teeth. Why is snow cold?
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because no one ever hugged it when it was a child. Why do people think whicker furnature is so cool?
redsliver Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because people lick those vinyl venetian blinds with the lead based paint. Can I borrow $20?
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Only if you're willing to settle for monopoly money. Mommy, who's my daddy?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Come along, I'll take you to the zoo to meet him. Why do people try to stuff as many marshmallows as they can into their mouth?
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because small minds need small amusements. Why is Agaib forbidden to go to the petting zoo?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 He keeps trying to give the animals "special" training. why do villians always give away their plans to the heros?
StoryJunkie Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Posted July 8, 2006 because its only a Story! A Story, not reality. Why do we watch so much TV?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they brainwash us while watching T.V. into needing it. Why should I wish upon a star?
redsliver Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because it doesn't matter who you are, well unless you're Hitler. What can I get for $12.50?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 A quicky in the alley behind the pier. Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
redsliver Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 That'd be Agaib and Melody. How many hobos must we bottle up and ship to Sri Lanka before we get a smoke break?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 69. Should I declare my religon allows me to take more than one husband, or does that make me greedy?
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Only 42 holds the key. Will you become pastafarian?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Bless you. How do you make something better?
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Sneeze on them and act like they were someone of great importance while cleaning them off How long does it take to chuck wood?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Depends on how much you paid. Why do people think sex in public is a bad thing?
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they want to protect their children from reality Should I masturbate in a public place to make a statement?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 yes. Why do people like chocolate covered cherries?
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 because normal cherries arn't as good Why do people love chocolate covered elves?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they're elves covered in chocolate. What's not to love? Why do people have to get a hate on?
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because any other way of wording a sentence would have made sense. Why do chickens run after loosing their heads?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they're trying to find them. Why do ostriches have wings?
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 because a bird without wings is just silly How many feathers does it take to fly?
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 2 really big ones. Why do penguins wear tuxedos?
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