Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because they kept forgetting to brush their teeth. Why is snow cold? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because no one ever hugged it when it was a child. Why do people think whicker furnature is so cool? Quote
redsliver Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because people lick those vinyl venetian blinds with the lead based paint. Can I borrow $20? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Only if you're willing to settle for monopoly money. Mommy, who's my daddy? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Come along, I'll take you to the zoo to meet him. Why do people try to stuff as many marshmallows as they can into their mouth? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 Because small minds need small amusements. Why is Agaib forbidden to go to the petting zoo? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 He keeps trying to give the animals "special" training. why do villians always give away their plans to the heros? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Posted July 8, 2006 because its only a Story! A Story, not reality. Why do we watch so much TV? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they brainwash us while watching T.V. into needing it. Why should I wish upon a star? Quote
redsliver Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because it doesn't matter who you are, well unless you're Hitler. What can I get for $12.50? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 A quicky in the alley behind the pier. Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Quote
redsliver Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 That'd be Agaib and Melody. How many hobos must we bottle up and ship to Sri Lanka before we get a smoke break? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 69. Should I declare my religon allows me to take more than one husband, or does that make me greedy? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Only 42 holds the key. Will you become pastafarian? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Bless you. How do you make something better? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Sneeze on them and act like they were someone of great importance while cleaning them off How long does it take to chuck wood? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Depends on how much you paid. Why do people think sex in public is a bad thing? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they want to protect their children from reality Should I masturbate in a public place to make a statement? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 yes. Why do people like chocolate covered cherries? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 because normal cherries arn't as good Why do people love chocolate covered elves? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they're elves covered in chocolate. What's not to love? Why do people have to get a hate on? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because any other way of wording a sentence would have made sense. Why do chickens run after loosing their heads? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 Because they're trying to find them. Why do ostriches have wings? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 because a bird without wings is just silly How many feathers does it take to fly? Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 9, 2006 Report Posted July 9, 2006 2 really big ones. Why do penguins wear tuxedos? Quote
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