Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Rollingpins.

Have you ever seen an elephant fly?

[Guest Agaib]

Yes, but only pink ones.

How much longer will life last?

[StoryJunkie]

Till death comes knocking.

Have you been satisfied in every way?

[Guest Agaib]

Give Me a blowjob and I'll say "Yes"

How long have you been doing it?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Ever since I seduced it.

Where do we go from here now?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Into the gutter.

Have you discovered the G-Spot?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I know it like Russia knows cold.

What do I need to be doing right now?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Dancing like a maniac to ABBA.

How do so many clowns fit in those little clown cars?

[StoryJunkie]

Next time I'll pay attention and count. Last time my eyebrows disappeared into my hairline.

Why do people think they can tame tigers?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

We are humans, king of world. We can tame anything. {grunt, grunt}

How do you keep track of which forum game you're in?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

i dont ^_~

Where does all the time go?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Due to the refraction of the sun, the minutes are distorted and bent so as to appear large and longer than they really are, then as they enter Earth's atmosphere they slowly shrink until becoming non-existant.

What's a friend green tomato like?

[Guest Melody Fate]

A pretty good friend, but it's really hard to get them to wear one of those "Best Friend Forever" necklasses.

Why do all roads lead to Rome?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Because Rome is where they hide the bodies.

Why will the keyboard gremlins not leave me alone???

[Guest Melody Fate]

Because you're a keyboard Gremlin god and they want to worship you and love you.

Now that it's very hot outside, why does my cat want to sleep on top of the heater?

[quamp]

To keep it warm for when you need it.

What can we do to fix the government?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Run like hell.

Why is Lex Luther bald?

[StoryJunkie]

He knows bald and bad are sexy.

Why can't I take the bottles to the recycling depot on a regular basis instead of waiting for them to pile up and overflow all over the place?

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Because the little gremlins in your floor will eat your feet if you try.

Why do i stay up so late?

[Guest SweetMisery1]

because you just know that you need to get up early too?

Why am I not excited?

[Guest Agaib]

Because your boyfriend isn't around.

What would happen if I used a dildo made out of ice on My girlfriend?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

She'd melt.

Why does it always rain on weekends?

[Guest Agaib]

Because more people are home on weekends and they rain is vain enough to want to be seen.

How can an innanimate object or idea exhibit vanity?

[Guest Soulsearcher]

By reflecting the vanity of its owner.

Why is laundry so annoying to hang?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Because it's against human nature to do laundry.

Why do they call it Rootbeer when it cannot get you drunk?