Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Rollingpins. Have you ever seen an elephant fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Yes, but only pink ones. How much longer will life last? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Till death comes knocking. Have you been satisfied in every way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Give Me a blowjob and I'll say "Yes" How long have you been doing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Ever since I seduced it. Where do we go from here now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Into the gutter. Have you discovered the G-Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 I know it like Russia knows cold. What do I need to be doing right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Dancing like a maniac to ABBA. How do so many clowns fit in those little clown cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Next time I'll pay attention and count. Last time my eyebrows disappeared into my hairline. Why do people think they can tame tigers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 We are humans, king of world. We can tame anything. {grunt, grunt} How do you keep track of which forum game you're in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 i dont ^_~ Where does all the time go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Due to the refraction of the sun, the minutes are distorted and bent so as to appear large and longer than they really are, then as they enter Earth's atmosphere they slowly shrink until becoming non-existant. What's a friend green tomato like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 A pretty good friend, but it's really hard to get them to wear one of those "Best Friend Forever" necklasses. Why do all roads lead to Rome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Because Rome is where they hide the bodies. Why will the keyboard gremlins not leave me alone??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Because you're a keyboard Gremlin god and they want to worship you and love you. Now that it's very hot outside, why does my cat want to sleep on top of the heater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 To keep it warm for when you need it. What can we do to fix the government? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Run like hell. Why is Lex Luther bald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 He knows bald and bad are sexy. Why can't I take the bottles to the recycling depot on a regular basis instead of waiting for them to pile up and overflow all over the place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Because the little gremlins in your floor will eat your feet if you try. Why do i stay up so late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 because you just know that you need to get up early too? Why am I not excited? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Because your boyfriend isn't around. What would happen if I used a dildo made out of ice on My girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 She'd melt. Why does it always rain on weekends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Because more people are home on weekends and they rain is vain enough to want to be seen. How can an innanimate object or idea exhibit vanity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 By reflecting the vanity of its owner. Why is laundry so annoying to hang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Because it's against human nature to do laundry. Why do they call it Rootbeer when it cannot get you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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