dazzledfirestar Posted February 20, 2007 Report Posted February 20, 2007 Yes, they wear big shoes. Were you referring to something else? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Posted February 20, 2007 If he was I haven't found an example of it. Back to the whole happy meal thing - what toys should be put in there for little boys? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 20, 2007 Report Posted February 20, 2007 ... give them bras so they can practice undoing them... and they're great for launching water balloons. Could there be a liability issue with that one? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Posted February 20, 2007 Possibly. How about cock rings instead? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 That could work. Couldn't we find some toys that are good for boys and girls? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 What, like an inflate-a-date? Quote
quamp Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Possibly, but it would take a lot of lung power to blow it up. Just how much time would it take to blow one up? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 The last time I tried it only took five minutes, but then again I used an air pump. Is there anything better at a stag party than a blow up doll? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 I'm not sure. Why couldn't you just use a pump? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Apparently a pump only takes 5 minutes. Would time spent inflating be foreplay? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Only if the sound of air filling a balloon get's you hot and horny. Would a blow up doll in the car pool lane get you a ticket where you are? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Probably. Who is that desperate to use the car pool lane? Quote
dest Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 People that don't wake up until 15 minutes before they have to get to work. What kind of person doesn't realize this and wake up 20 minutes earlier? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 The kind of person who doesn't get enough sleep. Why wouldn't one go to bed earlier if they know they have to get up early? Quote
redsliver Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Perhaps they had an exciting day or they have some worries that are keeping them from clearing their mind and going to sleep. How do you clear your mind before bed? Quote
Nanaea Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 I find a cup of herbal tea and good book usually work well. What else works? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 A glass of warm milk... or a little sex. Is there any better way? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Not in my mind there isn't. Is it appropriate to unwind by yourself if your SO is out and about when you need to go to bed? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Absolutely! Why wouldn't it be? Quote
dest Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 if you were really religious Why would you choose religion over happiness? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 I choose my religion for happiness. Can you buy happiness? Quote
dest Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 You can buy a hooker. enough said. Is paying for a hooker better then taking care of yourself? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Posted February 21, 2007 Depends... if you have the money laying around and have nothing better to do with it, maybe. I think it's a personal decision. Am I evading the question? Quote
quamp Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 Not as much as I'm ducking this one. Wouldn't porn be safer than a hooker? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted February 22, 2007 Report Posted February 22, 2007 I'd say yes, nine times out of ten. What would be the situation in the tenth time? Quote
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