dazzledfirestar Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 No. Would that answer have saved us alot of time in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Maybe. But would it have been nearly as fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Of course not! What else is fun if you take your time about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 so many things fit that category. Where should we begin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 How about the obviouse - Sex? (Q&A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Sex is always a good place to start. So how long do you spend on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Are we counting only actual intercourse or all thought and action contributing to the eventual application of sexual theory in an otherwise uncaring universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I was thinking a better question was, does foreplay count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Of coarse foreplay counts! Or is that just a woman thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Women have foreplay, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Are you claiming that is news to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 My wife suggested it would be a perfect answer for one of my gender. Did you think i was serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Not even remotely. Do you think foreplay should be a required course in school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Yes - and I think it should go something like that sex ed scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Would you pay to take that course? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 When I was younger, you better believe. Raging hormones and what. What grade level do you think would be best for a foreplay class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 11th. About the right time for it anyway. Who gets to decide if the teachers are qualified? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Clearly they would each have to go through rigorous screening for the quality of their techniques. Should it be a standardized process put together by porn stars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Good lord no. We want the kids to learn to do things the right way! Perhaps volunteers from the Kinsey institute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I'm all for that. Now then - who should select the curriculum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Dr Ruth? I suppose it's better than Ronald MacDonald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Oh, god, corporate sex ed. First, you do a focus group, and find out what your partners want in a good fuck, then you brainstorm to see how they can get that... But can you imagine the toy in that Happy Meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Faceslap Words and questions fail me...Can someone help me get that image out of my mind?: ("Mommy, I want the pink dildo, not the black one, the black one is for boys!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Now that's funny! Talk about a Happy Meal! But I tend to think Little Johnny would be hoping for something other than a dildo with his meal, black or otherwise. If Ronald McDonald was the tutor, would the oversized shoes be a bit of a hindrance with some positions or a help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Who said they were over sized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Not me. You know what they say about a man with big feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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