Nanaea Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 to keep from going insane. Why am I still here? Quote
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Because forum games are like internet crack. If nobody wants to get up early, why do all businesses open at freakin' *dawn*?! Quote
polywolly Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Because they are owned and operated by sadistic, sleep-deprived bastards. Do people get overcharged for ice cream in hell? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 No, because nobody will sell ice cream for any amount of money there. It's a place full of torture, you know. What would a masochist's hell be like? Quote
Sin Acies Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Full of Care Bears. What would a masochist's Heaven be like? Quote
Nanaea Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Full of Care Bears. Where do agnostics go when they die? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 To the great Glamukfratumaliotmrrytik. Also known as Mr. Glam Where did all the spaceships go? Quote
redsliver Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Iceland Why can't I have eye lasers? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Because all the sharks have them on their heads. Why can't just have a moat with sharks that have lazers on their heads?! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Because you can't ask the question clearly. Why did I have to grow up? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Because growing down is too wierd. Why does Slartibartfast sound so rude? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 28, 2006 Report Posted June 28, 2006 Because two of the sylables rhymn with "fart' and fart, though amusing, is a rude word. Why won't it Stop. Freakin'. Raining! Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Posted June 29, 2006 Where? Is it true that gravity keeps us all from flying out into outer space? Quote
redsliver Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Not quite, gravity stops us from boiling into a pressureless gas. What alcohol is the best panty remover? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Posted June 29, 2006 What are panties? Is there only one way to skin a cat? Quote
polywolly Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Yes, if you have the patience for it. Otherwise, a wood chipper works well too. Why don't you ever find out until it's too late? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Posted June 29, 2006 because if you found out on time, you could have stopped it, duh! Is it possible to eat an entire enchilada? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 It's possible. Just do it slowly. What do they mix in kebab meat? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Posted June 29, 2006 Sheesh, I don't know. Why do we get hungry? Quote
redsliver Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Because you people keep talking about food. When does being up late become being up early? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 When the moon slams into the earth. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 When he remembers the game. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Quote
polywolly Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 4. Always 4. Where did you get that hat? Quote
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