Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Because you choose to Should the forum police drag StoryJunkie off for breaking the game's rules? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Posted June 20, 2006 Kicking and screaming. Kicking and screaming. (Will it involve HandCuffs?) Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Only if you say pretty please Should StoryJunkie be handcuffed and 'punished'? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 20, 2006 Author Report Posted June 20, 2006 (Cannot form comprehensible words due to cerebral meltdown) Pretty please? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 *Forum police (Which happens to made up of male strippers in police outfits) handcuff you and drag you away to be 'punished'* Am I bad for letting them do it? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 No. What do female forum police officers wear? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Tights! Everybody loves tights! Why did I give the forum police tights to wear? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Because you figured making them buck neekid was pushing the envelope. Should we allow the forum police to carry whips and chains? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Yes! Why am I listening to depressing music while happy? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Because it makes you feel superior to the rest of humanity. Why am I avoiding writing this sex scene? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Because you're afraid of what others will think of it Why dont I feel superior yet? Quote
polywolly Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 Because you aren't a lake, that's why. Does anyone ever admit to visiting Lake Titicaca? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 21, 2006 Author Report Posted June 21, 2006 Only Jacques Why aren't there any more undersea documentaries like there used to be? (Like "Flipper" et al) Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 Because theyre boring Why don't they make garden gnomes like they used to? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 21, 2006 Author Report Posted June 21, 2006 the mould broke. What's the square root of 7? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 How will you ever learn if I keep giving you the answers? Why can't I use naughty points to pay my internet bill? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 Because your ISP doesn't understand the wonderfullness of the naughty point Why can't I just ask the store for food nicely instead of paying for it? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 Because stores are all owned by Evil Demons who need your money to further run their soulsucking camps. Why does toast tast so much different than bread? Quote
quamp Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 It tastes the same to me. Are you sure you're not coming down with something? Can I nominate the attire of Officer Rio Kinezono for the female police officer's uniforms? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Hell yea! Can I hit on the female police officers? Quote
polywolly Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Only with splintered sticks and bent metal pipes. Did you say what I think you said? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 No, that wasn't me, it was a duck. I think ducks are _________ Quote
Guest Rockin Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Slutty. Do you know how many times they quack? It's like they're getting analed or something... What would happen if men and women would wear their underwear and ligerie 24/7? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 People would flood to live in warmer climates Why are oysters considered an aphrodesiac? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Posted June 22, 2006 They are slimy, yet smooth, tasteless and lumpy, and you have to swallow in one gulp. Followed by champagne to get rid of the taste. Does that remind you of something in particular? Why couldn't I jump off the school roof without breaking a leg?. Quote
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