redsliver Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Nah, I see Viggo and think of Carlito's Way and his very poor accent. Why must women mix their emotions with my sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Because you haven't found the right woman yet. Why don't guys get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Because they're really from Mars. Honest! I read it in a book! Why do bodily functions always seem to interfere with what you're doing at any one moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 To remind us that there is a God and He is cruel. I don't suppose anyone here has ever met God? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I did, he's very interested in defecation, he's very proud of coming up with that one. If you were God, would you do away with pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Yes, but only for a few people. Hmm... Wonder which ones. Have you watched a movie more times than you care to admit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 of course. I saw Nacho Libre once Has seen all star wars movies back to back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Yes, but I'm confused about how to order it... Correct order to watch the Star Wars movies: 4-5-6-1-2-3 or 1-2-3-4-5-6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 123456, you need the three watchable ones to come after the soul crunching ones. How much more of today can I waste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Only enough until nighttime. How do I politely tell my upstairs neightbor that if her grandkids don't stop making so much noise that it sounds like they invited a rhino over, I will end up dumping them in a river wearing cement shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 I recommend killing a small rodent like a rat and leave it on her front door with a note saying that she'd end up as dead as that rat if it didn't stop. Why is it so hot in the USA now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuzuka Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Because Martha Stewart hasn't been on TV lately. And the sun hates us. Why are flies such jerks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 small testicles Who else are we getting for our threesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 A wheelchair-bound midget. Sorry, it's all we can afford. Who was the first to say what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 An early Englishman. Why was English created? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 So we could get used to the subject being infront of the object, rather than the otherway around, which is how everyone else talks. (Yes, talk they do like Yoda) Aren't you glad there are SOME redeeming elements to some movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Not really. Why isn't my laundry done now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Have you tried changing detergents? Why is everyone so blase about the crimes against decency our leaders make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Beacuse they are too busy doing that as well...O.o Where have all the animals gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm perfecting my stew. Why can't I play piano well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 because you're not playing it with your genitalia. Is there anything more entertaining than watching some one play a trumpet with their ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yes. Playing it backwards. What makes the perfect potato chip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 First, pertrify, then throw with all your might. It will chip, I assure you. Are we there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yes! Wait... who the hell are you and how did you get in my car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Stop talking to the radio. How do you change the channel on this thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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